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Biography | Know the Pooh | FAQ | Random 411 Yes, I did...I received the layout idea from this one chick, and changed it to make it my own. Other than that, everything on here was created by yours truly. How long have you been doing this? Since I was freshman in high school. I struggled with advancing myself and improving all of my sites as the years went on. Right now, I'm trying to learn PHP as it is the 'new thing' to do now. I'm debating if I should get rid of this one. Will you make me a website? Got any money? How about...NO, NO, NO Why are you such a bitch? Because I'm straight-forward and honest. I don't like 'pussying' around anything. Bitching comes naturally, so you can either get over it or find some prude, ultra close-minded chick, who thinks girls are sluts for liking sex so much. I was not born to please anyone (including family) the way one wants to be pleased, so don't expect me to say things I know you want to hear. I am who I am and like what I like and do what the fuck I want to do. Try this one: I'M REAL...and that's how I like to keep things. Are you sure you're REAL? WTF? Last time I checked, yes, I am real. Must I go on cam to prove it? Are you a porn star? You wish. Are you a stripper? Yes, every night at Deja Vu...j/k Will you have sex with me? Got any cash? LOL...j/k Name five positive and negative things about yourself. Positive: passionate, intense, ambitious, funny, multi-talented Negative: violent impulses, vindictive, destructive, unforgiving, cold What kind of guys do you like? GO HERE to see what catches my attention. If you could be a guy for a day, what would you do? Spell my name as I take a piss LOL, wank it as much as I could just to see how it feels, and ask myself out...lol J/K Why are you so lame? Because I am, next question please... How many sexual partners have you had? Ummm...can I include your mom in that count? What about my mom? ...I think she's great...she likes to scream your name every time she cums/ Are people really asking you these questions? No, that's why I need you to ask me something, dammit! |