NEW YORK - It appears Marvel's new power grid isn't just going to be for the characters.

Joe Quesada, Editor-in-chief, has devised a new grid system to rate his own staff.

"It seemed like the right thing to do," Quesada said. "It's just another effort on our part to reach all those new readers."

The system will rate the talent from 1 (being the worst) to 10 (being the best).

"I think I did a fairly accurate job," Quesada said.

A sampling of some of the artist's grids were released:

Mark Millar
Writing - 10
Interviewing - 10
Popularity - 10
Creativity - 10

Chris Claremont
Writing - 1
Interviewing - 3
Popularity - (-3)
Creativity - 2

Fabian Nicezia
Writing - ?
Interviewing - ?
Popularity - ?
Creativity - ?
Note to self... Does he still work here???

Wolverine
Writing - 1,110
Interviewing - 212
Popularity - 1,375,038
Creativity - 3,244

When asked why Claremont's scores were so low, Quesada responded "He keeps finding that dead spot on the rock, which makes his writing all squiggly. His mai tais have been pretty weak lately, too."

Matt Murdock Statement: The Gambit Guild is not an official fansite, and, as such, is not endorsed by Marvel. Nonetheless, we do acknowledge our debt to them for creating such a wonderful character and would not dream of making any profit from him other than the enrichment of our imaginations. All textual content on the site is, however, property of the Gambit Guild. If you wish to use it on your own site, please ask. We'll only be to happy to help.