Marvel will also be introducing a new comic book in December 2001.

"It's a totally new concept that nobody has ever done before!" Quesada exclaimed. "We're gonna have me, Joe Quesada, sit in a movie theater with Jubilee and Rogue. We'll watch cheesey Marvel comics and make fun of them!"

A theme song for it has already been posted on Marvel.com, the lyrics are as follows:

"In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday A.D.-
There was a guy named Joe,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Stan Lee's Marvel Comics,
Just another great Editor-in-Chief.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his fans didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy comics,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joe can't control
Where the comics begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his comic friends.
Comic Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Gambit! (You'll never see me!)
Kitty! (I'm a girl!)
Jubilee! (What a cool guy!)
Roooogue! (He's a wisecracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a book,
I should really just relax
For Marvel Science Theater 3000!"

"It's a totally original concpet," Quesada said. "No one has ever done anything like it in any entertainment medium."

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