NEW YORK - Those Mighty Mental Marvel folks have come up with yet
another blockbuster idea to revolutionize the industry.
In response to the overwhelming praise for "'Nuff Said Month" Marvel is
now going to make October "You've Seen 'Nuff Month."
"It's going to be a month where all of our comic books have no pictures
whatsoever," Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada said. "To showcase our
writers, instead of pictures our readers will be treated comic books
full of prose and epic poetry!"
The news is especially good for New X-Men artist Frank Quietly.
"I've been overworked doing my four issues a year and could really use
a break," Quietly said. "I mean, I'm really starting to burn out from
missing all those deadlines and stuff."
"I really think this will give us a chance to showcase our writers,"
Quesada said. "I mean, who really looks at the pictures in these books,
anyway? It's really all about the story!"
When asked why he contradicted that the company recently said the art
carries the story, Quesada answered, "No comment."
In other news, Cabana Claremont was caught reading a CrossGen comic on
Marvel grounds and was punished by Marvel President Bill Jemas.
"Michael Jordan and I have different philosophies on basketball," Jemas
said. "And Claremont and I have different policies on reading comics.
We read nothing but Marvel here. CrossGen is for pansies who can't hack
our real comics."
Claremont was found faxing something at the time of questioning.
"Maybe CrossGen can get me outta here... mutter mutter... stupid Marvel
chief executives... mumble mumble... won't have Claremont to kick
around... mumble mutter... and make your OWN DAMN MAI TAIS you
jackass..." was all we could hear from Claremont at the time.
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