As far as I can tell
It doesn't matter who you are
If you can believe there's something worth fighting for...
  - Parade (Garbage)

"I've seen honest faces before.  They usually come attached to liars."
  - Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"There are people I know who won't hurt me.  I call them corpses."
  - Davan (Something Positive) 

"I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically unbalanced."
  - Shirley Manson (Garbage) 

If they used more than their eyes, they'd be able to see
There's a heavenly beauty, inside of me...
  - Supermodel Citizen (The Echoing Green)

Forget your fear, and want no more.
At firstlight lay proud foundations.
Sense the greatness that before you unfolds.
Seek no more for hollow answers.
Answers that lay within you all along.
Farewell to dawns seen through saddened eyes.
Farewell to pasts, to sorrows chained.
Forget your fears, and want no more.
You will be strong, and want no more.
You'll be adored, you will have everything.
You will be strong, and want no more.
Forget your fears, you will have everything.
And want no more.
  - Arclight (VNV Nation)

"Bored now."
  - Vampire Willow and later "Dark" Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Do you have an opinion?
a mind of your own?
I thought you were special
I thought you should know...
  - Special (Garbage)

"Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,'
 or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles?' I knew there 
 was a reason I hated you!"
  - Spike (BtVS - Tabula Rasa)

"I'm talking about the whole mortal coil now, you know?
It's disgusting! The food... the clothes... the people.
I could crap a better existence than this."
  - Glory, the hell god (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Responsible people are always so concerned with being good 
 all the time, that when they finally get a taste of being bad, 
 they can't get enough.  It's like all kablooey."
  - Anya, talking about Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Liberate the geek in yourself! Have a ball!"
  - Shirley Manson (Garbage) 

She's pretty well with fiends from hell; but lately we can tell
That she's just going through the motions; faking it somehow
She's not even half the girl she... ow!
  - Going Through the Motions (BtVS - Once More, With Feeling)

You thought I was a little girl
You thought I was a little mouse
You thought you'd take me by surprise
Now I'm here burning down your house...
  - Not My Idea (Garbage)

"You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine."
  - Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

And the world I know
Is nothing more
Than your dream
And my illusion...
  - Your Dream and My Illusion (Anything Box)

Say hello to a brand new world
say hello to a brand new day
say hello to a brand new me
I'm having fun 'cause I'm free...
  - Ending 2 (Anything Box)

And I believe that we'll conceive
to make in hell for us a heaven
A brave new world, a promised land
a fortitude of hearts and minds
Until I see this kingdom is mine
I'll turn the darkness into light
I'll guide the blind, our will be done
Until the day I see this kingdom has been won.
  - Kingdom (VNV Nation) 

I came to cut you up
I came to knock you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
I came to shut you up
I came to drag you down
I came around to tear your little world apart
And break your soul apart.
 - Vow (Garbage)

"I can't watch this 'cause it's creepy and wrong and sick.
However, I will watch out of curiosity."
 - Fry (Futurama) 

"I speak."
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
  - Jar Jar and Qui-Gon (Star Wars: Episode I)

"Where are your friends at?"
"...the rest of them are off poppin' caps in people's... butts."
  - MC Pee Pants and Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant 
 like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
  - from one of those mass email joke things.

"Let's face it... it's just not possible to fry an egg using a 
 bicycle-powered hair dryer!"
  - Dave Lister, trying to cook food with very low power on the ship (Red Dwarf)

Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to!"
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
  - Spike and Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Meow meow drown, meow meow!"
  - Servo (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

"Men are so much better at being women!"
  - Bender (Futurama) 

"Oh, crap on a crap cracker!"
  - Stinky Pete the seal (Sea Lab 2021)

From the official Red Dwarf web site:
David Lister assess the possibilities of a giant squid attack:
  "It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate - it's gonna either 
  kill us, eat us or hump us."

From another official Red Dwarf web site:
Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "

"In my world, there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies."
  - Vampire Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

If you weren't my friend
you'd be my slave...
  - Black + Blue (aleixa)

"Sometimes strange things can be very beautiful."
  - sample from the aleixa song "5"

"So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici..."
Dr. Frank N. Furter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

"He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody's dead Dave."
"So wait... you're saying that everybody is dead..."
  - Holly, the ship computer, to Dave Lister, 
    the last human being alive (Red Dwarf)

"Go soak your head."
  - my friend Kelson

Don't lose your head...
  - Don't Lose Your Head (Queen)

I tried to match the rhythm of his belly with my head...
  - Jesus Freak (DC Talk)

"Ah, shut up mailbox head!"
  - Captain Murphy (SeaLab 2021) 

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
  - Captain Murphy (SeaLab 2021)

"You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!"
  - Charlton Heston (Planet of the Apes, 1968)

"No not the mind probe!"
  - some poor chap (Doctor Who)

"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."
  - Fry (Futurama) 

"I laugh in the face of danger.  Then I hide until it goes away."
  - Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Who is more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
  - Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Episode 4)

"Of the two people here, which is the boss of me?"
  - Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

We are young, and so free
you won't bring us to our knees...
  - Constellations (Anything Box)

Knocked down
Cried out
Been down just to find out
I'm through living for you...
  - You Look So Fine (Garbage)

For what is your life?
It is even a vapor,
that appears for a little time, 
and then vanishes away.
  - James 4:14

Time comes, and I don't matter
Time numbs, and dreams lay shattered
I stand, and time just passes me by
While the clock on the wall is racing
I fight for shreds of feeling
Inside, time keeps stealing mine...
  - Thief (The Echoing Green)

If I had a sense of where I'm going
I'd give up leading, and I'd follow
I'd follow...
  - Noise (Moev)

The joy I had has faded away
and been replaced by a rainy day...
  - Some Things Never Go Away (aleixa) 

Somebody get me out of here 
I'm tearing at myself 
I've got to make a point these days 
To extricate myself 
Nobody gives a damn about me 
Or anybody else...
  - Medication (Garbage)

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind...
Make a joke and I will sigh, and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel, and love to me is so unreal...
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it’s too late...
  - Paranoid (Black Sabbath)

I hear and feel altogether too much
My heart beats like a lonely voice
My head is full of noise...
  - Noise (Moev)

Time is an unseen thief
It steals my thoughts
and memories from me
The seconds pass
before they can start
I'm torn apart...
  - Thief (The Echoing Green)

Free me
'cause life has lost its spark...
  - Spark (aleixa)

People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time...
  - Paranoid (Black Sabbath)

I only listen to the sad, sad songs
I'm only happy when it rains...
  - Only Happy When it Rains (Garbage)

"If you dwell on how terrible your life has been,
 it will remain forever terrible..."
  - Aaron Lewis (don't remember where I got this)

These constant emotions
are tearing things apart
Don't start the healing
just finish the hurt.
The hurt...
  - Indigent (Leiahdorus)

Everything seems so small and insignificant
It's all in my hands...
  - Little Old Me (dba)

"With great power comes great responsibility."
  - Peter Parker's uncle Ben (Spider-Man)

When I grow up I'll be stable
When I grow up I'll turn the tables...
  - When I Grow Up (Garbage)

"One day, I shall come back  . . .  But until then, 
 there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.
 Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me
 that I am not mistaken in mine."
  - the first Doctor (Doctor Who)

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
 Be brave.  Live."
  - Buffy, before she sacrifices her life to save the world,
    to her 'sister' Dawn (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Humor is also a way of saying something serious."
  - T.S. Eliot (don't remember where I got this)

"Good grief."
  - the third Doctor (Doctor Who)

If you've read through all that, or maybe you cheated and just scrolled through to the end... there is a secret page hidden somewhere on this page. And it's not hard to find at all... find it the same way the pirates used to find their treasue!