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Howdy ho neighbor... Jamie is here to let you know what I know. You are welcome into this wondrous, fun and informative world that only the bravest of brave can enter. Here, you will get all-access access to Ms. Lauren herself. And best of all, I got the dirt on this girl. Not just new dirt either, years of it. Pictures, stories, the whole works. But however fun embarrassing Lauren will be for me, the most important part of this is the information. So pay attention and we'll get through this together.
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07.21.01 Bad news, bears. It seems that the site administrator (names are omitted to protect the guilty) has run off with our news. The last three months have gone missing. In a delirious fit of insanity, I posted notices all over the office (and some downtown) offering a reward for the news, but no one knew what I was talking about. Why waste the money just because everyone else is ignorant? Anyway. July 25th, Lauren is singing the National Anthem at the Everett Aquasox, an A-level farm team for the Mariners. The game starts at 7:00 p.m. Also, buzz around TEG is that Lauren's heading in to do some more songs to add to her reperitoire. This means Lauren is going to lock herself in her room for awhile and not come out. A couple of days of songwriting and she comes out in the best mood. She smells a little funky, but she's always got good stuff. From what I hear, it involves monkeys and Clint Eastwood. Whatever. Only in Lauren's world. Ciao for now. J.
07.20.01
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