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| Thunder Over
the Reefs by Paula Minton 1967. So in this book Aukele (Hawaiian name) or
Audrey (English name). Her dad is white and her mom is Hawaiian. They both
die, she gets shipped to San Francisco to live with nasty relatives. Tragedy
strikes. Tragedy Strikes. Her relatives are mean. Then a hot Hawaiian man
stalks her. Turns out he is an old friend of the family. They fall in love,
he calls her Aukele. My favorite quote is about Aukele's cousin from S.F.
Grover, and the hussy he was dating who eventually killed them both by grabbing
the wheel. Never grab the wheel! "Jessica, swept away by her desire
to trap him into marriage, yielded her virginity to him in a motel, and
Grover swore undying pledges of eventual marriage, tempering these, however,
with the admonition that they would both have to wait until after his graduation
the following year." Bad Grover, such a whore! |
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The Lost Moon
Flower by Bethany Campbell 1989. I don't know where to start with this one,
it was soooo bad. First of all, let's examine the cover. Notice the hunk
of man carrying her, well that never happened. She was tough enough to carry
her own ass up the mountain. Second, notice the panda in the left corner?
Yes, this story is about the rescue of a Panda. And of course she needs
the man's help. Men never ask women for help. Only the weak little woman
needs the big strong tan man's help. So, the lost Moon Flower is the panda.
It was abducted, from Chicago and taken to a remote island off of Hawaii.
I thought this was the perfect book to read in Hawaii. In one scene they
are heavily making out, on the verge of doing it, in a fresh water pond.
Well, according to my Hawaii guide book, fresh water pools may contain the
bacteria leptospirosis, which can get into your system by drinking or getting
into orifices. So, they are pretty much licking bacteria infected water
off each other, and oh yeah the bacteria comes from farm run off and is
from animal pee. Yummy. Best quote "I think you just need to be held,
Josie. You don't really want to make love. Maybe you're not woman enough." |
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| The Sea Master by Sally Wentworth
1982. In this novel Michelle runs away from her groping fiance and ends
up falling in the Thames, miraculously she makes it onto a boat and ends
up on her way to the Caribbean. So the guy makes her work, she's a brat,
so much in fact the the guy feels he needs to spank her. "She knew
what was going to happen and gave a cry of protest which quickly changed
to one of rage as he brought his hand down on her behind. He went on, holding
her down as she struggled convulsively, yelling with anger and rage."
So, he spanks her because she's a bad girl, but he wants to do her because
she's a sexy woman, hmmm. After the spanking she goes to her room and has
an internal monologue about how much she hates hime, yet she wants to do
him too, hmmmmm. Food for thought. |
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Foul Play by Elaine K. Stirling
1986. This book while not exactly interesting, has a very entertaining cover.
Just look at her in her cute cat costume. And the man in his hairy costume,
note the gorilla head in the bottom right corner. Thats pretty cool. So
in this book Carina is framed by her best friend for killing someone, what
a great best friend. And the studly counter part is Damien a famous actor.
She works in a playhouse. |
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Dangerous Assignment by Jennifer
Blair 1975. Nora is a reporter who works with her ex and is trying to get
away so she takes an assignment in the amazon. This book is tricky, you
don't find out who the love interest/evil villian is until the end. Someone's
killin people and smuggling something. |
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Ruins and Romance By Rebecca Ashley
n.d. The book takes place around 18teens, Jane Austen times, so much in
fact her name is Elinor Wentworth. For those non-Jane Austen fans, Elinor
is the main character in Sense and Sensibility and Wentworth is the main
character from Persuasion. Elinor is smart. She is at a party in the English
countryside at a fancy house where they are digging up old ruins. And she
meets a guy. |
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Thai Silk by Anne Weale 1990. This
book takes place in Thailand and it talks about interesting places to visit.
It also talks about lending libraries that are like video stores where you
pay to rent a book. These are the type of libraries that American libraries
were founded on. You had to pay to rent books before they had public libraries. |
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