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Education: All the other candidates'
views on education are completely wrong. Only Ace of Spades has the absolutely
correct view in regards to money spent on education. Ace has demonstrated this
correct view on several occasions, and plans to do it once again in 2004.
Partial-Birth Abortion: Ace has told
me on several occasions that he has a definite plan on how to deal with this thorny topic.
He didn't give me any details, but I believe him implicitly when he tells me that
he, and only he, knows what is right for all of the American people. Oh, and it goes
without saying that everybody who disagrees with Ace is wrong and will lose.
Environmental Issues: Again, the
sharp contrast between the wrongness of everything the opponents' say on this issue and
the undebateable rightness and perfection of Of Spade's ideas could not be more defined.
Foreign Relations: Look, what is
this? The Spanish Inquisition? Ace has stated in several major speeches that
his beliefs on foreign relations are much better than everybody else's. What more do
you want?
Video Game Violence: Obviously,
you're not getting this. Ace said he is right on everything. Therefore, he is
right. End of story.
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