Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour,

but how quickly time flies when watching a movie.

Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they pray,

but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings,

but complain when a khutba is longer than normal.

Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Qur’an, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert,

but scramble to sit in the back of a mosque.

Funny how Rs. 100 "look" so big when taken to mosque,

but so small when taken to the mall.

Funny how people believe what the newspaper says,

but question what the Qur’an says.

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like a wildfire,

but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.