If I Had a Million Baubles

By Éva and María del Greco

If I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
I'd buy you a keep
(I would buy you a keep)
If I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
I'd buy you furniture for your keep
(Maybe a nice tapestry or a throne)
And if I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you a stallion
(A nice reliant Arabian horse)
If I had a million baubles I'd buy your love


If I had a million baubles
I'd build a wine cellar in our keep
If I had a million baubles
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million baubles
Maybe we could put like a big giant keg in there somewhere

(You know, we could just go down there and hang out
Like open the keg and stuff
There would be all kinds of liquor laid out for us
Like huge flagons of ale and things

They have flagons of ale, but they don't have flagons of Finney mead
Well, can you blame 'em?
Uh, yeah)


If I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you a fur cloak
(But not a real fur cloak that's cruel)
And if I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a dragon, or a phoenix!)
And if I wanted a million baubles
(If I wanted a million baubles)
Well, I'd loot you the whole Spanish fleet
(Oooh, all them pretty, shiny jewels)
And if I had a million baubles I'd buy your love


If I had a million baubles
We wouldn't have to sing for our food
If I had a million baubles
Now, we'd pay the White Star's cook
'cause it costs more
If I had a million baubles
We wouldn't have to eat Cat's potatoes
(But we *would* eat Cat's potatoes, we'd just eat more
And have Pel's daryols for dessert every single night!
That's right, with chocolate sauce!
MMMMmmmmmmmmmm!)


If I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you some blades
(Like a broadsword or a rapier)
If I had a million baubles
(If I had a million baubles)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)


If I had a million baubles
I'd buy your love
If I had a million baubles, If I had a million baubles
If I had a million baubles, If I had a million baubles
If I had a million baubles, I'd be rich