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Frothware.

Douglas Adams; P.G. Wodehouse; Spike Milligan. These are my role models...or would be if they weren't all dead. Get with the program, fellas!

5 Oct 2007 — Kitman Versus The Squirrels
A serialized novel featuring squirrels, ducks, and mystic trash.
Chapters: 1 • 2 • 3

8 Sep 2007 — Philosophaerie
Do not allow garden sprites access to your teaching library. (Alternate title: "Philosylphical".)

4 Sep 2007 — Louse, M.D.
A parody of the TV series with soapy-eyed Hugh Laurie in — written during Season One, which is why the supporting cast has generic names.

4 Sep 2007 — The Hero As Nincompoop
When the fate of the universe rests upon one man, he'd best not be a nincompoop. A brain-bursting science-fiction hypernovella; originally published in HyperBole 2.3 in 1992, updated. (Note: contains footnotes that won't look quite right in Lynx.)

4 Sep 2007 — On the Gray Squirrel
You always wanted to know where those blasted house-devouring things came from.

4 Sep 2007 — A Word From Our Sponsor
You just don't get ads like this any more.

4 Sep 2007 — Invasion of the Space Weevils
A short story about even less than you might think.

4 Sep 2007 — House of Leaves
Almost, but not quite, a book review.

4 Sep 2007 — The Do It Yourself Novel Writing Kit
An article I cobbled together during one National Novel Writing Month.