My Name Is Laura

"I love humanity; it's people I can't stand."--Charles M. Schulz
....and I'm 17 1/2, although the body is (ahem) much older. Born in 1962; you do the math.

I'm the one of our group who's out front the most, has the closest connection to the body, and does most of the external things during the day. I don't like to use the term "host," because that implies that this is my purpose in life. My purpose in life is to be Laura. Period, end of sentence. So let's forget the H-word. Yeah, Allegra's with me most of the time, but you get the point.

So why is a 17 1/2-year-old "driving the bus," so to speak, down the road to our collective healing? I haven't the slightest idea. I just woke up one night around New Year's 1997 and found that I'd somehow been pushed up front to the driver's seat; the bus was in motion at the speed limit, and I was on a six lane highway during rush hour. The rest, as they say, is history.

I Hate Mornings

It's not, however, how I want to spend my life. Certainly not caught up in the corporate world of Manhattan, commuting in every day to spend eight hours doing stuff that I think is totally meaningless. For what? $$Cha-CHING!$$. There but for the grace of our twice-monthly underpaycheck go I, a person who would like to spend my days like Winnie the Pooh, doing nothing in particular.

Maybe someday.

In the meantime, if you're feeling bored, go visit my agn*stic page. If you're really bored, go visit my last page (I changed it because I realized the beach stuff was about others and not about me) and Rachel's and my original page. Or go read our blog, which you can get to from our Talk to Us! page.

Rachel's Page	My Previous Page
Our Old Page

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Original and adapted graphics by

Pooh graphic courtesy of Baylee and Bradlee's Pooh Page. Cashreg.wav courtesy of WavPlace.com. Site logo by shawn.
Title design and Chaos Theory logo by Laura. Irreverence Alert by Laura and Allegra. Self-portrait and dog graphic adapted
by Laura from public-domain images. If you want to use any of our original or adapted graphics, please link back to GP Creative.

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