THE WEEK IN PICTURES
Assistant Majority Leader Don Nickles is removed from office when it is discovered he is now and always has been a piece of wood.
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Scientists are stunned to discover that working in a McDonalds is boring and pointless.
On a typical slow news day in South Dakota, the entire press corps  turns out to watch Terriers and Duck cross the road.
Sprinter Fred Johnson and former Kentucky Derby winner Charismatic compete in the first inter-species hurdle race. Both are disqualified for touching the first 10 ft. hurdle.
Mayoral candidate Jim Price and his "Screw the Phone" platform are trounced in the Los Angeles elections.
Crowds at the WNBA's expansion Toledo Commies are remarkably thin.
Vice President Cheney says he's "had it up to here" with the Dalai Lama's self-promotion. "I am the Ultimate Fighting Champion," said Cheney. "Little dude is cruising for a bruising."
The Dalai Lama responds by saying he could "kick Cheney's pasty white ass in my sleep. He wants me, he knows where to find me."
Ben Franklin's credibility is on thin ice as he's picked the Sixers in five games. Said Franklin:
"If you would not be forgotten,
as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write things worth reading,
or kick the Lakers f***ing asses."
I fail in yet another attempt to get my driver's license. You hit one lake and they get all uppity on you.
BLESS YOU, MR. PRESIDENT
Vice President Cheney tells Bush that if he's not going to get a real job, he'll have to help around the house all summer.
President Bush's head fell off on Tuesday before a Republican rally in Mississippi, though his audience didn't seem to notice.
HUH? WHAT?
Damn! And me without my gun. **
Back to the froo froo.
The Week in Pictures
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** NOTICE -- THE FROO FROO IN NO WAY CONDONES THE SHOOTING OF THE PRESIDENT. WE HIGHLY CONDONE AND IN FACT ENCOURAGE THE SHOOTING OF MR. STEINBRENNER.