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THE WEEK IN PICTURES |
Assistant Majority Leader Don Nickles is removed from office when it is discovered he is now and always has been a piece of wood. |
Please allow this page to load. You may pass the time by making yourself a delicious Armor Hot Dog. Armor Hot Dogs are the dogs kids love to eat. |
Scientists are stunned to discover that working in a McDonalds is boring and pointless. |
On a typical slow news day in South Dakota, the entire press corps turns out to watch Terriers and Duck cross the road. |
Sprinter Fred Johnson and former Kentucky Derby winner Charismatic compete in the first inter-species hurdle race. Both are disqualified for touching the first 10 ft. hurdle. |
Mayoral candidate Jim Price and his "Screw the Phone" platform are trounced in the Los Angeles elections. |
Crowds at the WNBA's expansion Toledo Commies are remarkably thin. |
Vice President Cheney says he's "had it up to here" with the Dalai Lama's self-promotion. "I am the Ultimate Fighting Champion," said Cheney. "Little dude is cruising for a bruising." |
The Dalai Lama responds by saying he could "kick Cheney's pasty white ass in my sleep. He wants me, he knows where to find me." |
Ben Franklin's credibility is on thin ice as he's picked the Sixers in five games. Said Franklin: "If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or kick the Lakers f***ing asses." |
I fail in yet another attempt to get my driver's license. You hit one lake and they get all uppity on you. |
BLESS YOU, MR. PRESIDENT |
Vice President Cheney tells Bush that if he's not going to get a real job, he'll have to help around the house all summer. |
President Bush's head fell off on Tuesday before a Republican rally in Mississippi, though his audience didn't seem to notice. |
HUH? WHAT? |
Damn! And me without my gun. ** |
** NOTICE -- THE FROO FROO IN NO WAY CONDONES THE SHOOTING OF THE PRESIDENT. WE HIGHLY CONDONE AND IN FACT ENCOURAGE THE SHOOTING OF MR. STEINBRENNER. |