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| THE PAST SEVEN DAYS VIA VISUAL IMAGES |
| New Yorkers are stunned when Hillary Clinton wins the Belmont Stakes. "She can't be this lucky," said one resident. |
| Weary of his image as a crusty old man, Strom Thurmond tries a new look. He reportedly was upset with his Senate colleagues for not noticing the change. |
| The Dalai Lama begs President Bush to call off the upcoming Lama/Cheney fight. "I'll assassinate him," the Dalai Lama told Bush. "Then who would run things? You?" |
| "I'll show him where he can stick his assassinations," responded Cheney. |
| Actor Kelsey Grammer gives the commencement address at my alma mater, UMass, Amherst. My commencement speech was by Mike Barnicle. I got an illiterate plagarist, they got Sideshow Bob. Not that I'm bitter. |
| After eleven painful years, my grandfather finally takes a dump. |
| I include this picture solely for the enjoyment of my male readers. Out of curiousity, though, who do you think would win in a massive catfight? |
| WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? |
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| In an amusing bit of irony, a pussy uses the computer to search for pictures of fat lonely men. |
| BLESS YOU, MR. PRESIDENT |
| President Bush meets the defending National League Champion New York Mets, who ask if that's the desk Clinton schtupped the interns on. |
| Eschewing the standard motorcade, President Bush opts for a new mode of transportation. |
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| While this page is loading please remember that the right of the moving walkway is for standing, and the left is for walking. My suitcase is bigger than yours, and I WILL knock you down. |
| Bush meets country trio SHeDAISY, whom he constantly calls the Indigo Girls. "At least he could have confused us with the Dixie Chicks like everyone else," said vocalist Kristyn Osborn. |
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| "Now you just shut up and let us do all the talking. Just smile and nod, like we talked about." |
| Is it just me or does this guy spend a little too much time with his pets? |