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Finally the sequel to the acclaimed masterpiece has arrived.

There's a killer stalking the people of yFalminica. Who is it? And why do they keep knocking off the German deligates who are visiting the country from Germany (surprising that they are from Germany). Can Guru Al, NTM, Igor and Gorf find out who the killer is before they too succumb to the psycho's evil plot.


©1998 GuRu inc.


PART 1 - He's like, you know, dead.

PART 2 - Sweet and Sour Stalk

PART 3 - My Left kidney.

PART 4 - The pig in winter.

PART 5 - All creatures Great and Mauled.

PART 6 - The Usurious Suspects.

PART 7 - My mother was a teenage hooker, with a pechant for sauerkraut.

PART 8 - Single Pale Male

PART 9 - Would the killer kindly step forward?

EPILOGUE - Carpe Diem, Cave Canem.

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