HFH Contents
The Guru
Al & NTM Download Page
The Life and Times of Guru Al (& Allan Houston)
All the stories on this page can be read here, or, if you wish, you can follow this link and go to the Guru Al & NTM Download Page and download all the stories!!! Also included now on this page are direct links to the stories on NTM's page Satanic Lullabies. These stories are marked with an asterisk (*). The stories are listed in chronological order.
1 The Complete and Unabridged Annals of Nine Turning Mirrors*
2 Guru Al's Autobiography (The short biography of the beginnings of a legendary life)
3 The Alchronicles (Guru Al's epic journey to defeat the communists in the holy city of Ga)
4 I Know What You Did Last Chronicles (The Sequel to the Alchronicles)
5 The Oddyssey* (NTM's christmas holiday takes a bizarre twist)
6 Six Degrees of Inebriation (It fits in somewhere between I Know What You Did Last Chronicles and The Chronicle of End Times. Stars the one and only Woozlewazza)
7 The Chronicle of End Times* (A collaborative effort of Guru Al and NTM!! Sort of the sequel to I know What You Did Last Chronicles)
8 Return of the Stick The thrilling and disturbing tale, of what occurs when New Zealand earns its first President and takes on a new ambitious, imperialistic policy!
9 Citizen Cameron* (James Cameron is making a movie about our heroes, with some strange consequences)
10 The Maiming of the Shrew* (Another apocaylptic tale of terror! Will the heroes avert disaster?!)
11 The day of the Anvil Revised Edition!! A thrilling, disturbing tale from the point of view of Poco Loco, King of Conserves, the doctor who tries to cure Anvil-Falls-On-Coyote of his affliction, . Will AFOC achieve his goal of a normal Anvil-free existence?
The
Album (Pictures from Guru Al's album)
Allan Houston in a Nutshell (aka Author!
Author!) **WARNING: this is a link to a different site. It is the site set-up
for info for people who find me on ICQ**