There are many stages of hailing a coke can that must be taken in a very precise order. This order begins with one, then, rather surprisingly, moves to two. This list will go on in order to step five, at which point, one will find that the order is no longer ordered by number, but by letter, starting at Z and going backwards. This is a rather shortlived and scheme of ordering the steps, and is also un-noticable, as it was abolished before Ye Olde Holy Coke Can abolished the idea, realising we stupid humans (especially males and blondes, and blonde male idiot type people, like the infamous, idiotic, blonde male known as Gary Marshall) were too stupid to follow this, but it is noted in the Bible of Coke Cans, so it must be remembered. Forgetters of this will die in a rather uncomfortable manner. Anyways, onto the steps for hailing a coke can.