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Why Pippin Is Better Than Jack Sparrow Things NOT To Say When Seeing LOTR In Theaters The Top ten things that would happen if George Lucas Directed Lord of the Rings Gandalf: Elrond, what should we do with the Ring? Elrond: I know! We'll turn it into a flea! A harmless little flea; and then we'll put that flea in a box, and we'll put that box inside another box, and then we'll mail that box to ourselves, and when it arrives - WE'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!...... or to save on postage, we'll make one of the hobbits carry it to Mordor. Gandalf: Brilliant!
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