Ok...so I lied..I can draw a bit...

Here's a few samples of what I do. The recipe is very simple: Take a piece of paper, a pencil and some paint. Watch 3856 Episodes of Days of Our Lives (that should bore you enough to at least try) and just start drawing lines and shapes. Fill in with color and allow overnight to dry. Frame and hang next day. It has to be simple..I did it.


This is a self portrait I look much worse in real life and the pencil is grossly over exaggerated.
A draft of an American Native Indian. Another of my interests in culture and history
Ned Kelly an authentic Australian Bushranger.
Criminal or victimised folk hero?
Here I am on my wedding day. Now you know why I spent Twelve Years tunnelling with a teaspoon.
Santa delivered Rate Notices on Christmas Eve one Year where I live. Gotta love Governments huh?
Something for my overseas guests. Their 18 feet high, fire engine red, and my backyard is full of them.
 
Two Legends involved with this piece of art. "The Don" and SuzyQ..who spotted the obvious bloody mistake. Thanks Susan.
    This Wagon resembles the current English Cricket Team..except the wheels havn't fallen of this one yet. Ok..to all of you UK visitors..I'm sorry, that was a cheap shot. And to you New Zealanders..stop laughing..you might be next