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| What
can I say?....Im the President of the John Howard Fan Club..Here's
my Tribute... |
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| I
know..... your thinking "Hold on, this guy
looks familiar?" No, he’s not that moron from Danoz
Direct. (Close)
It's our illustrious Prime Minister John Howard.... Remember now? He's the rocket scientist that introduced the Get Stuffed Tax (GST) and several other award winning policies. He's often seen wandering around the Northern Territory in a stupid bloody hat saying "Sorry" to anyone who looks even remotely indigenous and apart from a Middle East invasion, is single handedly, Australia's biggest threat. |
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| Mr Howard
(seen above) is ritually monitored for a pulse every morning before
going to his office. You'll notice how overwhelmed he is at the
news that he does appear to have one. The nurse seems to be explaining
to him that she is NOT a Government Intern and has no intentions
of checking THAT pulse |
.We
can draw a couple of conclusions from the above picture. Mr Howard
either wants to steal that dump truck to store his policies or
has broken into a verse or two of Silent Night and this poor bloody
kid is asking his father ‘Who the hell this idiot is?”
and “Can he make him SHUTUP!!!!!????” |
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| This family portrait (above) is probably our biggest worry. Yes, my fellow Australians, he's been allowed to breed. This is not a rare occurrence, however Prime Ministers are usually discouraged from breeding in captivity, as offspring are likely to have similar mindset. | ||||||||||
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