Quick Quips
Hi, here's a collection of quick quips, sayings or thoughts. Unfortunately, I do not have authors as most were either sent to me by email, by letter, or by word of mouth. They are thought provoking, amusing and in some cases helpful hints. I enjoy them and thought I'd share some with you. Happy reading!! *Smile*
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An experienced husband is one who remembers his wife's birthday, but forgets which one it is. |
10 THINGS TO TAKE TIME FOR
1. Take time for work....it is the price of success.
2. Take time to think....it is the source of power.
3. Take time to play.....it is the secret of youth.
4. Take time to read.....it is the foundation of knowledge.
5. Take time to worship..it is the highway of reverence.
6. Take time to help.....it is the source of happiness.
7. Take time to love.....it is the one sacrament of life.
8. Take time to dream....it hitches the soul to the stars.
9. Take time to laugh....it is the singing that helps with life.
10. Take time to plan....it is the secret of being able to have time to do the first nine things.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin |
RECIPE FOR A HAPPY DAY
1 cup friendly words
2 heaping cups understanding
4 heaping teaspoons time and patience
Pinch of warm personality
Dash of humor
Measure words carefully. Add heaping cups of understanding. Use generous amounts of time and patience. Cook on front burner. Keep temperature low... do not boil!! Add dash of humor and pinch of warm personality. Season to taste with spice of life. Serve in individual molds.
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When you hear that someone has gossiped about you, kindly mention they did not know the rest of your faults or they would have mentioned others. |
WHAT GOD IS LIKE
God is like Ford.....He has a better idea.
God is like Coke.....He's the real thing.
God is like Pepsi....He's got a lot to give.
God is like Dial Soap....Aren't you glad you know Him. Don't you wish everybody did?
God is like Hallmark Cards....He cares enough to send the very best.
God is like Tide....He gets the stains that others have missed.
God is like Frosted Flakes....He's GRRRRRRRRREAT !
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You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution. |
MAY YOU HAVE
Enough happiness to keep you sweet,
Enough trials to keep you strong,
Enough sorrow to keep you human,
Enough hope to keep you happy,
Enough failure to keep you humble,
Enough success to keep you eager,
Enough wealth to meet your needs,
Enough enthusiasm to look forward,
Enough friends to give you comfort,
Enough faith to banish depression,
Enough determination to make each day better than yesterday.
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WISDOM
Your wisdom will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside....dreams, who looks inside....awakes.
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TO REALIZE...
....the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.
....the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
....the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
....the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
....the value of one minute:
Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.
....the value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.
....the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
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