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(Definition of False Idols)
A is for attitude when you think you have the right
B's for busyness you accept without a fight
C is for credit cards; they made you what you are
D is for Disney; that boycott goes too far
E is for eating to cope with your depression
F is for that favorite male Monday night obsession
G's for G.P.A. and flaunting your degrees
H is for humility that everybody sees
I's for Internet when you should've been in bed
J is for the junk you downloaded to your head
K is for kids (they'd better turn out perfect)
L's for Loreal( c'mon, you know you're worth it)
M is for megabytes; you'll never have enough
N is for nicotine; just gotta have a puff
O is for Oprah (am I stepping on your toes?)
P is for those pictures (you think nobody knows)
Q is for quality of life that you expect
R is for retirement and the plans that you perfect
S is for the soaps you watch to see who fathered who
T is for Titanium (no other club will do)
U is for upward, as in mobility
V is for videos, the ones you shouldn't see
W is for "wordy dirds" you haven't outgrown yet
X is for exercise you kill yourself to get
Y is for youth and how much you think you need it and
Z is for zodiac (it an't hurt just to read it)
Hope this stepped on your toes to let you know where some idols may be in your life. The main theme was to be like Jacob, take a shovel, dig a hole, and bury those idols so no oned else can get them and take focus off of God. So, take a shovel, dig a hole, bury it!
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