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~Jesus Saves ~

Jesus and Satin have an argument as to who is the better programmer. this goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightening strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, anmd God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satin to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then" says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid color, the voices of an angelic choir pouring forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did He do it?"

God chuckles, "Everyone knows.........Jesus saves."

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