You know, it's amazing, but no one reads. They just skip all the text and go for the throat. Right for the
Jugular.
In fact, I bet you
recognition
that no one will read this.
The realm of Heck. Yes that's right, the Realm of Heck. Why? because I am PHIL: Ruler of Heck, Darner of Souls, Prince of insufficient Light, and alternetivly, the Shaman of the Cult of COW. As a prince I decided it was time that I had something to rule over, and this fits nicely. A full 15Mb of cyberspace to bend to my will. Sure it's a dank cave with poor lighting as of yet, but throw a pillow here and there, add some curtains, fire up the pit of suffering, ...it should turn out nicely.
Alternetivly from rational thought and trend, I decided to do as much as I could without the aid of fancy web editors. So as to teach meself. It probably won't go far, and I know I will probably break down somewhere and go with the stuff. But for now, I do it my way. 
(Read this part like an old retired sailor, preferably one with a peg leg. I'm not really sure why I do this, but I do.)
Since ye came, I might get what I can for ye. I be agetting stuff on here as I likes, so don't be feeling impatient now. I'm a planning to have many things on subjects like StarCraft, n'Myth, n'Fencing, n'Poser, n'me Books, n'random games, n'programming, and a caurse wha-ever I feel like.
Here be a list of All the creations of me page:
HAIL! Get to know PhIL, the Ruler of Heck.
Books that I've collected in my personal library.
Here's a little paper I wrote on dimensions for the hell of it.
Fencing A great sport. Movies and some good pictures inside.
NetHack An ever-so-small alter to that which is NetHack
StarCraft A wide-selling strategy game. I've got some maps with triggers in there.
Gravity Well v4.0 I seem to be obsessed with making v5 v6 of this game. Ok, so the makers beat me to v5, but v6 is mine!
Poser Stuff I've done with a spiffy 3D program I got. Most of you people from fantasy3d will want to go here.
ZZT The fist of it's kind. The page is almost there.
Advanced T-Robots 2 This a quasi-game for assembly programmers. Spiffy, time-consuming fun.
Some Photography
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Wahooo! I put these in the county fair. The smoking punk and the wavy smoke got 2nd. That means I GOT 2$!! YIPPEEE! A Paid artist already! |
I like games, but don't have the time to tell about ALL of them. If you want stuff on them, mail me about it, and I'll probably attach an entry page concerning what I know about it.
eh, if you have any great ideas, Send em to me
and even if you don't, mail me anyway. I'm lonely, and could use a hug.
Also, I also have a bunch of Sites that get my approval
NetHack.org The motherstone of NetHack. This is a fairly unimpressive site, but it's the home-base for the dev-team.
Renderosity A HUGE online art gallery. Mostly for 3d models and such, massive amounts of talent here. I got some stuff posted there.
NecroBones I don't know, I just like this guy. Try the evil test. (under "How Evil are You") Also, it's the first to have a true Zen page.
Tom Proudfoot's page A site that used to be great. His game engine for CRPGs is rock solid though, perhaps the best I've ever seen. Plus a nice Message Board, a few REALLY in depth looks at games. A guy named X on there has some good stuff to say.
Space Empires A Great game, lots of details, but try not to get overwhelmed. I deleted mine. it was far too addictive. (forgive me, I went back to it for a few days, but I'm off now, really...)
IGN It's on top of the consol game industry. and a branch site has stuff on upcoming movies. (Way too optomistic of games though)
Newgrounds A very insensitive site. It does have some great flash though. Caution is Advised.
Starcraft Legacy Only if you like StarCraft.
Sigh, I shouldn't do this, but here are some web-comics. !Caution! They WILL suck out your soul!
MegaTokyo The biggest of big. It started out as an average gameing comic with a loose string of continuality. Then it got a plot. Then it got 2 plots. And now they're told in stereo.
Mac Hall A good artist with a funney writer, they do the college/gameing jokes.
Penny-Arcade I'm tempted to say one of the first web comics. Somewhat crass, pretty funney, but strictly gameing.
Mixed Myth Fantasy. Great artwork, good story. I've got a crush on Tamit.
Sluggy Freelance The wackyiest adventures of an idiot, a scientist, the love interest, the witch, the alien, and the baddest bunny ever. Fear Bun-Bun. FEAR!
Exit the realm of Heck for a moment...
Oh yeah, most of the images I'm going to have here are probably made by someone else. "the links" for example, I pulled it off some site, don't know where, but I'm sure he didn't make it either. I didn't take anything that people actually took time to point at and say "don't take" and the header, the skull and such was a freebie from Adrian Shaw, (thanks) but the other 1/2 was by me.
So give credit where it's due and give your impression of the world just that much more skill.
Actually now that I've gotten more stuff up, I realize I haven't really used the snagged stuff as much as I thought I would....
