Forwaith Times
September 9th through 15th, 2002
Front Page News
Our Lady of Pompeii Falls!!!
In one of the most tragic events in the history of the United States of the World, Our Lady of Pompeii was destroyed, bearing 1900+ students. 453 students were recovered from the building. Over 1,500 children are expected dead from the blasts. The Fire Department has spent countless hours recovering the bodies of the children and staff that were destroyed. The attack occurred at approximately 11:45 and it is being rumored that the explosion was caused by something inside of the school, most likely an explosive of some sort. Authorities have no suspects at this time. None have been released. The City of Forwaith is on full security and no major events will be taking place in the city. All major sporting events will be moved to the city of New York, New York.
- Miles Dyson, Forwaith Times
Forwaith Massacre Leaves 42 Dead!!!
In what is believed originally to have been a freak accident, 41 govornment officials were left dead. What the govornment claims as a “Freak accident,” some of their men were in the wrong place at the wrong time. It is said that actors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alexander Hamilton, along with Hamilton’s friend, Sasha Ming Davis and his talent agent Mr. James Matheson made their way to the building on FBI clearance and were engaged by many national govornmentment officials unaware of their clearance. What the govornment officials were doing there at the first place, has not been stated. As far as accounts from the two actors and two friends, they said they were giving the appearance that they were just walking around and then they were fired upon, and then returned fire leaving 41 officials dead as well as Hamilton’s agent, Matheson. The head of the govornment division, Mr. Jarvis Allen Demochi, by the accounts of the four, challenged Ms. Davis to a one on one sword fight, leaving Demochi dead. They claimed the rest of the officials had left the scene. Further reviews are being taken to make accounts of the scene. Repremands are to be made towards those involved in the fight on the govornment’s part. Schwarzenegger, Hamilton and Davis are to receive full pardons.
-Johnson Tayler, Forwaith Times
Carl Robinson Found Dead
Sadly professional baseball player, Carl Robinson was found dead Thursday September 12th behind a local Food Lion in Dagomiharad, Florida. Robinson was in town playing a series of baseball games with the New York Yankees against the Dagomiharad Slapjacks when the murder took place. Carl Robinson had just pitched a few days earlier winning a decision against their opponents. Robinson will be remembered as one of the most innovative pitchers to make his way to the majors in some time. Reports state that Robinson was likely killed by a sword or a sharp weapon as his he was found separated from his head. Officials suspect dirty play involved. This is a sad day for the world of baseball as all games were canceled the following day in respect for the fallen baseball player.
-Laurel Marks, Forwaith Times
’John Doe’ Killed in Brawl
Saturday- A man whom has yet to be identified and is being labeled as ‘John Doe’ as of press time was killed in a vicious brawl that took place outside of a local Kentucky Fried Chicken on Friday- September 13th. As reported by several witnesses, John Doe walked out of the Kentucky Fried Chicken after a brief conversation with a man by the name of Ivan Kristov. John Doe walked out, only to be followed by this Ivan Kristov. Kristov, 20, walked out and shot John Doe right in the back. Witness recall that this appeared only to anger John Doe. The two broke into a full out sword fight after Doe was able to remove the gun from Kristov’s hands. After a while, police officials broke into the fight after it appeared that Doe was about to strike down Mr. Kristov. After a warning shot, they shot Doe several times. Mr. Ivan Kristov jumped to his feet and proceeded to cut down Mr. Doe in what was reported as a beheading. By what officials describe as an electrical disturbance, Kristov was taken into police custody after being shot several times. He was rushed to the hospital, only to turn up missing shortly afterwards. Police are looking for him as we speak.
-Warren Neibor, Forwaith Times
Kristov Captured, Then Escapes!
Sunday- In what has officials enraged, Ivan Kristov, who is responsible for the death of the still unnamed John Doe, was captured in his home Sunday afternoon. He was taken into police custody though a govornment official by the name of Tia Harsh was allowed to speak with Kristov about his crimes. He then took her captive with a pencil to the throat. He was able to escape in a car only to be pursued by tons of officials in cars and even a hellicopter. In what can only be described as a mixture of luck and a lot of skill, Kristov was able to use a gun to shoot out the tires of several cars. He then used some of his military combat training and was able to shoot the pilot of the chopper causing it to crash, killing the pilot. He was heading south in a Forwaith Police Car, though it was found just outside of Forwaith. Officials except that the suspect has headed South. Were to exactly, is unknown. He is considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.
-Bobby Fazzio, Forwaith Times
General News
Alex Hamilton to Speak on Forwaith Tragedies
Alex Hamilton will make a public speech on Monday for the 567 people killed in the tragic bombing of the Carmike Cinemas 30. The Public Speech will be held at the Barrowdown Cemetary at 5 pm. It is hoped that there will be quite a turnout of supporters for the young star's encouraging fight against terrorism. It is also expected due to the recent attacks in Forwaith concerning Our Lady of Pompeii, that these topics as well as the Forwaith Massacre may be topics of Hamiltons.
-Jaime Susanne, Forwaith Times
Ashley Judd Harassed by Local
Actress Ashley Judd, known for such astounding roles in such movies as “Where the Heart Is,” and many other blockbusters, was recently receiving a lot of harassing messages from an obsessed fan by the name of Ramon Gonzalez. It was reported that he had been sending her flowers almost every day of the week. Her husband, Jim Caviezel, was said to have been angered by the constant love letters and poems sent by Mr. Gonzalez. Mrs. Judd was said to have placed a restraining order on Gonzalez after repeated attempts to have him leave her alone. He was caught trying to sneak in just one week later and thrown in prison on charges of tresspassing as well as violating the restraining order. He will serve 30 days in prison for his crimes.
-Ghengis Jackson, Forwaith Times
Local Opens Antique Store
Thursday- Local Historian Joseph Bordin took what appears to be a very impressive collection of historical pieces ranging from weapons, to paintings and placed them in a local gallery. The pieces are for sale if a proper price is issued for the pieces. Bordin is a graduate of Harvard with a degree in History. “He is likely one of the more intellegent and knowledgeable men of his trade,” notes head of the History Museum of Forwaith, Jim Capps. “He’s a good man with a love for historical pieces.” The store opened up this week and will be in the city, hopefully, for much more time to come.
-Cindy Zoller
Entertainment
Kronos in Concert!
Kronos will be performing at Radio City Music Hall on Saturday, December 28th. In collaboration with University of Iowa astrophysicist Donald Gurnett and the dean of minimalist composers, Terry Riley, Kronos returns for the world premiere of Sun Rings that combines the earthbound sounds of a string quartet with the closest thing to a literal version of “music of the spheres.”
For nearly 40 years, Gurnett has been collecting signals from space and converting them into sounds—sounds that Riley has incorporated into a groundbreaking new work co-commissioned by Hancher and NASA.
Featuring a set designed by Willie Williams—famous for his work for U2, REM and the 2002 Super Bowl half-time show—and the vocal talents of a choir drawn from the University of Iowa’s music department, Kronos Quartet will once again offer an out-of-this-world musical experience.
-Kigho Leone, Forwaith Times
Peter Jackson Set to Promote “Two Towers”
On Friday, December 27th, Lord of the Rings Director Peter Jackson will be making a special appearance at the AMC 24 to promote his movie “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.” Jackson stated, “I have worked hard on this movie and I think its terrific. We truly wanted to bring you the spirit that J.R.R. Tolkien put into the novels way back when he originally wrote the book. I am also hoping to bring some support to the new theater, the AMC 24 in regards to the explosion that was the Carmike 30. We think J.R.R. Tolkien would be most proud of our product. This is for him,” stated Peter Jackson. It is noted that Jackson will receive $10,000 for his appearance.
-Baltar Swan, Forwaith Times
Obituaries
Amanda Darrieux
Date of Death:
September 10, 2002
Cause of Death:
Beheaded
Location of Death:
Wine World
Notes: It appeared that the woman was killed in a fight with another person. There were signs of a struggle for the woman had been hit in the face by a large fist several times. She will be missed.
Xu YingChi
Date of Death:
September 11, 2002
Cause of Death:
Beheaded
Location of Death:
Abandoned Steel Factory
Notes: It appeared that the man had been living here for quite some time. He was using a long staff it appears, a double bladed staff. It is also rumored that he was killed by the same person whom killed Ms. Darrieux, but it is unofficial at this time.
Nashota Smith
Date of Death:
September 11, 2002
Cause of Death:
Beheaded
Location of Death:
Forwaith Middle School
Notes: Nashota Smith was a historian at the local History Museum. The body of the headless woman was found inside of the gymnasium at Forwaith Middle School. School was canceled because of the death the following day.
Hector Gonzalez
Date of Death:
September 14, 2002
Cause of Death:
Beheaded
Location of Death:
Abandoned Train Station
Notes: There is very little known about this incident. There were again signs of a struggle which gives off the impression that he was murdered. The head of Gonzalez was split and destroyed. The markings signify that a large axe was most likely the weapon used by the killer.
Jael Krischten
Date of Death:
September 15, 2002
Cause of Death:
Beheaded
Location of Death:
Fair Grounds
Notes: There were no signs of a struggle which leads to believe that he was likely executed. There was a sword next to him which investigators claim does not have Mr. Krischten’s blood on it, thus making it not the killing weapon.
Joseph Bordin
Date of Death:
September 15, 2002
Cause of Death:
Burnt / Beheaded
Location of Death:
Noldo River
Notes: The body of Joseph Bordin has yet to be identified, though the body of an Asian male was located on a ship floating down the river. The burnt had been sent ablaze and a headless body was found on the ship as it went down the river. The head was missing from the body and the skin was burnt to badly to identify finger prints. Aboard the ship was a beautifully crafted Japanese sword, described as a “An Asian shortsword of katana make.” The body, despite the lack of identification, fits the physical stature that many close to Bordin claimed for him to be. He has been missing from work as well as his local shop. The affairs of the antique store will be taken over by his legal executors.
That’s the news for this week, tune in next week to see what else happens in this crazy city!
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