THE CAST IRON TOASTERS
The coolest band to never exist.

Here in Hunstville, Alabama at a decent sized church are three guys. These three guys, Dave Baker, Nick McDonald, and me, Chris Lamb, are in a band. We are the Cast Iron Toasters. This is our story. Or stories, I should say. Actually, this is our history. You see, the Cast Iron Toasters are all about functioning on no sleep. The band was formed based on sleep deprevation, and the history was written late one night with too much caffine and not nearly enough sleep. For reference, Dave plays bass, Nick does the accoustic guitar thing, and I sing. Do we have a drummer? No. Do we need one? Well, yeah, probably, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. But anyways, here is the only place where you can find the history of the coolest band to come out of Hillwood Baptist Church since the senior adult choir. Here, is the story of the Cast Iron Toasters.

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And just in case you're wondering, no. We're not on crack.

And another thing: This is the one thing on the site that is actually mine. As in copyright 1998 mine. As in don't steal it, please, mine. Just making that clear.

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