If you thought we at IAPWOS have been idle during this time then you could not be more wrong. Here is a brief synopsis of what we have been up to;

Paul: When this site launched over a year ago, Paul was studying religion, or God or something at university. He has now completed his theological studies and has managed to place himself at the heart of the British establishment, doing everything in his power to destroy the system from within.

Ian: A year ago Ian was an unemployed loser who spent most of his time playing on his Dreamcast in an attempt to pass the time until Thursday evening when he would watch the new episodes of Popular on ITV Digital. My how things have changed, he is now employed in a high-flying job in the IT industry, and is secretly developing a system to transmit an invisible gas through your mobile phone that renders you vulnerable to our brand of amusement and right wing politics. Next time 'Number Withheld' appears on your phone, FEEL OUR POWER!

And the changes have not been limited to our personal lives, the world now is a very different place than it was a mere 12 months ago. Back then it was still socially acceptable to make jokes about the Queen Mother dying, nobody outside of New York knew where or what the World Trade Centre was and England had not won the football world cup for 35 years. Now of course, the Queen Mother is dead, the World Trade Centre was destroyed in a terrorist attack and the English football team has not won the world cup for 36 years.

So finally, I hope that all those fools who have constantly said to me over recent months 'When are you going to update your website?' (You know who you are) are now satisfied. Of course they could have written something bad about IAPWOS in the meantime on their own websites, but wait, that's right they don't have one.