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This man is a liar and is currently pleasuring Her Majesty for 4 years.
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Jeffrey Archer is a liar. This is no longer my libellous opinion, rather it is fact as proved in a court of law. Of course Archer isn't the only politician of recent years who has had to resign in disgrace, so just for your benefit, here is a quick summary of our political cheats & liars.
Jeffrey Archer:
In 1987 two British tabloid newspapers claimed that Archer had paid a whore to have sex with him, Archer sued them for liable and thanks to the lies told by him & his wife he won and was awarded damaged of £500,000. 14 years later a key witness in that case admitted he had gone along with Archer's lies, the case was re-opened & Archer was this time found guilty of perverting the course of justice and was sent to prison for 4 years. Archer has attempted to appeal against his conviction twice and has had his appeal rejected ... twice. Archer was reported to have recently paid the 2 tabloid newspapers in question £3,000,000 each in compensation.
Peter Mandleson:
Shortly after Labour's landslide election victory of 1997, it was revealed that their highest profile spin-doctor Peter Madleson had taken £373,000 from the Pay Master General; Jeffrey Robinson. Although there was nothing inherently wrong with that, Mandleson had not declared this gift in the list of MP's interests, furthermore, Mandleson was at the time the minister in charge of investigating Robinson's political department. After years spent in opposition digging up sleaze concerning Tory MPs, Mandleson had no option but to resign in disgrace.
Jonathan Aitken:
The Tory minister in charge of Defence Procurement, Aitken enjoyed lavish stays at the exclusive Ritz Hotel at the expense of some Saudi Arabian businessmen. When challenged by the media to explain who paid for these visits, Aitken invented a fabric of lies that eventually involved both his wife & teenage daughter lying under oath to protect him. So arrogant was the corrupt politician that he even went as far as to say he would use 'the trust sword of truth' to cut out the 'cancer of bitter & twisted journalism'. Aitken's career came to a dramatic end when he was found guilty in a trial related to this matter and was sent to prison.
Peter Madleson (again):
A year after his dramatic exit from government the fool Tony Blair decided he could not survive politically without his trusted spin-doctor at his side & welcomed Mandleson back into office, it was a decision that Blair would live to regret. It was revealed that during his previous term in office while in charge of the embarrassment that was the Millennium Dome, 2 corrupt Indian businessmen had donated £1,000,000 to the project. In return, Mandleson personally gave them both British passports, this meant that the 2 men were now all but immune to the ongoing investigations into their corrupt dealings back in India and were able to escape justice. Mandleson was not so fortunate and on Wednesday 24th January 2001 was forced for the 2nd time to resign from the government in disgrace.
Neil Hamilton:
Tory minister Neil Hamilton's political downfall came after he became involved with the Egyptian conspiracy theorist Mohamed Fayed who owns both Harrods & the Ritz hotel. Hamilton & his wife often stayed at Fayed's exclusive hotel & ran up huge bills, which were paid for by the mad, bald foreign man. Hamilton also received huge quantities of money concealed inside innocuous looking brown envelopes from Fayed. In return for this, Hamilton asked questions in the House of Commons on behalf of his secret benefactor in an attempt to get laws changed to benefit him. Hamilton was defeated in the 1997 election by the journalist Martin Bell who had been shot in the Balkans some time before and who campaigned on an 'anti sleaze' manifesto.
Joe Moor:
Although not technically a politician, her actions were so disgraceful that they cannot go unmentioned. Shortly after half past two on the afternoon of 11th September 2001, while people trapped in burning buildings or doomed airliners were making frantic calls to their loved ones just to say 'I love you' one last time and as the rest of the world watched in horror live pictures of two of America's tallest skyscrapers collapsing after a terrorist attack of unprecedented scale. Joe Moor, the special advisor to the transport secretary Steven Byers sent an email to her colleagues in her department saying 'this is now a very good day to bury any bad news'. After being rightly hounded by the press, Moor eventually made a stultifying insincere public apology. Several months later, after some bitter in-fighting in the department, Moor was eventually forced to resign.
Steven Byers:
The long agonising process that lead to the inevitable resignation of Steven Byers (or Steven Liers as the tabloids christened him) began when the Joe Moor 11th September email scandal broke. Moor was the special advisor to Byers and initially Byers threw his support behind Moor, trying to make out that what she did was no big deal, rather than the cancer of cynical media manipulation that has spread to the very heart of the present government. However, Moor's days in the department of transport were already numbered and therefore by default so were those of Byers. Btu it wasn't until some months later that his position finally became untenable. He placed the company that was in charge of maintaining the country's railway network which was haemorrhaging money into administration, this was just days after the thousands of railway workers has opted to take that years bonus for their hard work as shares in the company, shares that were now worthless. Byers again under the media spotlight began weaving an intricate web of lies, but it was a web that soon came crashing down around his astonished head when both television interviews & written parliamentary documents were shown to be contradictory. Another few months passed during which, Byers was continually hounded by the press but just when it seemed as though he had weathered the storm, he resigned stating he had become an embarrassment and 'a distraction to the government'.
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