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As we all know, the world is a dreadful place in which to endure our tedious monotonous existences. However here is a list of 50 specific things that if they were destroyed tomorrow would make our lives just a bit more bearable.
People:
Dale Winton
Jim Davidson
Les Dennis
Jeremy Beadle
Noel Edmonds
TV:
Soap Operas
Any TV show on a Saturday evening
Anything shown on ITV ever
Songs of Praise
Televised Golf, Snooker or Darts
Animals:
Those green flying beetle things
Dogs
Sea Gulls
Stick insects
Gnats / Midges
Technology:
Home movies
WAP mobile phones
The Sega 32X
Laserdiscs
Virtual Reality
Food:
Ham
Chocolates with orange flavour filling
Processed cheese
Deep-fried Mars bars
Pre-packaged salad
Drink:
Malibu
Flavoured vodka
Non-alcoholic beer
Fizzy drinks that have gone flat
Cherry Cola
Things:
Other people’s photos
Cheap sticky tape
Wednesday
Jehovah’s Witnesses
Halloween
Corporations:
Sony
Disney
AOL
Carphone Warehouse
Electronic Arts
Things that needlessly change their name:
Opel fruits (Starburst)
Marathon (Snickers)
The Post Office (Consignia)
BT Cellnet (O2)
Midland Bank (HSBC)
Music:
The Spice Girls
Boy bands
Boris the Spider by The Who
Elton John
Jazz
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