So are you guys going Sweedish? referring to people going Dutch

I'm eating my car?

Another reason to avoid relationships like the plague. refering to Spontanteous Human Combustion

January 23, 2002:

My hair smells like coconut.

I hate smiley's. They don't do anything. They're just a lazy response. Furthermore, they don't add any new informaion to the conversation. Damn those smileys! And that's another thing, they make me say damn. I don't LIKE sayin damn, damn, damn, damn!

are you gonna write down anything I say that is remotely funny?

February 1, 2002:
His ring worm tells him the answers talking about Luke

Hey-ey Baby..... why band kids aren't in choir.