"you want to know what's a funny word?? psh!! Just say it, psh. Come on now, PSHHHHH!!!!!"

That's what I'm gonna do when I get to college. I'm gonna get a bunch of tupperware and organize up the waz-oo (I was tired, it was late at night)

Shannon, your such a ditch. (I meant to say ditz)

Mr. Cochran: Some people are trying to do their work
me: Who?

life tries to screw you over whenever possible and as often as possible

Oh, how to use a computer, I don't know this one.

As long as you are yourself, you can't be a phony.

On a scale of one to ten, we're screwed.