The worst thing in the world is a person who has lost their sense of humor. If you can laugh or make a joke of something it’s far easier to get through and deal with. People take things too seriously.

Sleep is so demanding. It tugs and at you and refuses to go away. If sleep were a person, it would be one of those pesky neighbor types that you are always trying to evade, but they always hunt you down and force you into a long uncomfortable conversation.

I really hate how empty popular music has become. It’s mindless and boring. Everyone seems to be singing about the same shallow experience.

All through my childhood i was promised great things in the future. As a member of the Class of 2000, society got my hopes up. Well, now its the year 2002, and i dont see any of the fancy toys i was promised. Where is my Hover board? My Robot Maid? My Flying Car? My teleport? Man, we really got screwed.