Once all the scientists die and go to heaven...They
decide to play hide-n-seek...Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has the den...He is supposed to count upto
100...and then start searching...Everyone starts
hiding except Newton...Newton just draws a square of 1
meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein...Einsteins
counting......97,98,99.....100........He opens his
eyes and finds Newton
standing in his front...Einstein says "newtons
out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out...He claims that
he is not Newton...All the scientists come out and he
proves that he is not newton...how... His proof:
Newton says:I am standing in a square of area 1m
square...That means i am Newton per meter
square...Hence i am Pascal...since newton per meter
square = Pascal, Pascal is OUT.
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