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American Patriotic Union of the Superheroes of History: Part Five

"I am pleased to report, gentleman, that we've found the cause of all our troubles," Franklin proudly reported as the six tired heroes trudge back into the APUSH meeting room, except for Taft, who rolled in. Taft's tub was coated in a film of ice, and Lincoln was still slightly rectangular from his long stint as a carpet. They wearily took their seats at the table

"Where's the Chairman?" Washington asked, noticing that he had disappeared.

"Ahh, that was my next piece of news," Franklin smiled. "Once we figured out who caused this entire mess, our distinguished chairman decided to fix the problem himself."

Ford promptly stood up from his chair. "Then I'm going golfing," he says, turns around, and trips over his chair.