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Women are like...
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Girls are like rocks... Boys skip the flat ones
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Women are like glass, if you break their heart- they'll cut you up...
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Girls are like phones. They like to be held, talked to,
and
if you press the wrong button you're disconnected
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Women are like rabbits; miss them once, and they're gone forever
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Women are like tricks by light of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand
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Girls are
like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em,
but I wouldn't want to own one
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Woman are like tea, you never know how
strong they are until they're in hot water
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari,
sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon
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The Others... :)
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I don't mind
living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
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Dumb girls need
"air", Naughty girls need underwear,
Sweet girls aren't
mean, Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have
class, Mean girls will kick your ass,
Smart girls always
excel, Gossip girls always tell,
Popular girls get
the boys, Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are
nothing new, now which one applies to you?
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We're women... We
don't say what we want,
but we
reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.
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I
am good but I am NO angel
I
do sin, but I am not the devil
I
have friends, but I'm not the Peacemaker
I
am pretty, but not beautiful
I
am just a small girl living in a big world
looking for somebody to love...
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A
woman's beauty is more than just her complexion or bone structure.
it's her individuality - mysterious, intriguing, something no one can duplicate
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These girls look at men and whisper "whore"
but what they don't know is that their
boyfriends just got done whispering "more"
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If
you dress nicely, he calls you a snob.
If
you dress sexy, he calls you a slut.
If
you argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If
you are quiet, he says you're stupid.
If
you call him, he says you're clingy.
If
he calls you, he says you should be grateful.
If
you don't love him, he'll try to win you.
If
you love him, he'll leave you.
If
you don't have sex with him, he says you don't love him.
If
you do, he says you're easy.
If
you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating.
If
you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If
you lecture him, he says you're bossy.
If
he lectures you, it's because he "cares."
If
you break a promise, you can't be trusted.
If
he breaks a promise, he had to.
If
you cheat, he'll expect it to be over.
If
he cheats, he expects to be given another chance
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Every girlfriend is suspicious of girls that are "Just Friends" because
We all know that at one point... We were "Just Friends"
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She
was daddy's little girl
Momma's little angel
Teacher's pet, pageant queen
She said, “All my life I've been
pleasing everyone but me,
waking up to someone else's dream
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend, Dogs are a mans best friend.
Now,
who's the smarter sex?
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Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it
means that you laugh at his.
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A
wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she's left
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I
am a girl, we don't say what we want
But
we do reserve the right to get pissed off when we don't get it.
That's what makes us so fascinating :-)
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Women are unreliable.. never trust anything
that bleeds for five days, and doesn't die!
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She is not "Easy"
- She is "Horizontally accessible."
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Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
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I
think - therefore, I'm single.
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Women don't want to hear what you think.
Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
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A
wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
Listens but doesn't believe,
And leaves before she is left...
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Well behaved women rarely make history
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The
average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men
to
be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Men
were created before women but a rough
draft
always comes before a masterpiece
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Good girls are
just smart bad girls that don't get caught
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Men adore me, until I show my intelligence, assertiveness and
independence. Then I suddenly seem to be a BITCH! Men are such
fearful creatures!
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A woman always has
the last word in an argument.
Anything a man
says after it is the beginning of a new argument
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Women who seek to
be equal with men lack ambition
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To find out a
girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends
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Compromising with
women is like rowing a boat in sand
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You see a lot of
smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy
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Behind every
successful man there is a surprised woman
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It is silly for a
woman to go to a male gynecologist. It is like going
to an auto
mechanic who has never even owned his own car.
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if
they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.
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The woman who
tells her age is either too young to have
anything to lose
or too old to have anything to gain
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On
one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
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