Sensory overload

Want to go drag racing? Bring sunscreen, earplugs, a neck brace, and maybe even some kleenex

You can hear the thunder from literally a mile away. The ground's shaking, and the windows of the car are rattling even as you make the turn off highway 3 onto 27. There's a cloud of dense smoke visible in the distance, and occasionally, a shriek rips through the air like some kind of caged animal.

As you drive closer, the smoke gets thicker and the noise gets louder; you can hear individual thumps, roars, screams, and what sound like gunshots. Then a sound not unlike some kind of military jet on full afterburner, blasting off and then quickly fading into the distance.

Then a cheer goes up through the crowd, and you stop worrying. It's not Jurassic Park gone mad; it's a drag race.

 

Six hours later, I'm standing out by the track, camera in hand, trying to catch a glimpse as six-time NHRA Winston champion John Force is strapped into his Castrol GTX Mustang-bodied funny car. It's way off at the end of the starting grid, and I can barely make out the crew's faces as they shuffle around the car, checking readings, making minor adjustments to the engine, and bringing the body down over the driver and his impossibly big six-thousand horsepower engine.

One of the track officials starts running down towards myself and the other journalists that are standing around in a tangle, waving us back behind the fence where we belong. "Nobody's to stand in front of the tower," he yells over the deafening noise of the car roaring to life behind him. "Get back!"

We get back, standing on tables, and sometimes even on each other, as Force and Tom Hoover, the driver beside him in his Pioneer-sponsored car, rev their huge engines and disappear in a cloud of smoke. Once it clears, we can see the cars again: they're more than halfway down the racetrack, as if they have been teleported there by some kind of alien force. The engines turn over and crackle, grumbling discontentedly as the cars back up to the starting line, their tires now properly warm. It has been a good show for the crowd, and they're ready for a race.

The two cars stage, lining up so that their front wheels are between the two optical "eyes" that define the race's starting line. Two yellow lights come on to tell them that they're ready, and the engines roar once again. The bodies of the cars twitch in anticipation, but they don't move. First two amber, and then one green light, shows in each of the lanes. And then&emdash;

It's as if an earthquake has rocked the racetrack. Despite the plugs in my ears, the noise is incredible, and my whole spine vibrates as the two cars roar off. They're through the eighth-mile marker in about two and a half seconds; I've snapped a picture, but it's probably of just bare track. There's no tire smoke; smoking the tires wastes precious time.

Then Force's car catches on fire. While it's still going two-hundred-plus mph (the final reading on the scoreboard indicates 258,) it's as if his whole car has been possessed. Parachutes deployed, it grinds to a halt, smoke pouring out of it. His crew, which has been poised at the starting line since the beginning, is already racing down to the other end of the track, one of them struggling to pull his door shut as the big white Ford Expedition pulls away.

And there I am, standing and wondering if it was my fault that I had asked him for an autograph instead of letting him go back to work.

 

I arrived at the Castrol Can-Am Nationals at London Motorsports Park thinking that drag racing had to be the most neandrathal-mindless sports that a driver could put their car through&emdash;after all, what it comes down to is lofting your vehicle through the quarter-mile in the lowest possible elapsed time and at the highest speed. Simple, right?

Yes and no. While the concept of drag racing itself is just so delightfully simple, there are many more facets to it than I ever expected. A whole range of vehicles was on hand, from the expected funny cars and dragsters, to the other classes, where I saw Ford Escorts and Dodge Omnis tromp their way through the quarter, drivers cheering when they pulled in under twenty seconds; where I saw kids race each other through the eighth-mile in NHRA junior dragsters; where immaculately prepared and maintained classic hot rods duked it out with nitrous-injected pickups; where all terrain vehicles and even snowmobiles went up against each other and the clock; where jet-powered cars spat flames and ate asphalt. There really was something there for everyone.

Of course, drag racing has also long meant professional teams such as Force's, who with Tony Pedregon, runs out of a set of three immaculate parts- and electronics-filled tractor-trailers pulling eighty thousand pounds each, never mind the bus that carries all of the crew.

Drag racing is big business, too. Force estimates that to be competitive&emdash;and he knows something about that, he and Pedregon having won 91% of all of their 40 events in the past year&emdash;takes a budget of two or three million dollars per car. And for a team like his with two cars, the budget doubles to something like six million dollars a year.

It's also a world of big corporate sponsorships. A joint venture with Castrol, Force's trailer setup is a technological wonder with its own satellite to track weather systems, and dozens of TVs built into its outside walls to run Castrol and Mac Tools commercials all day at the crowd as they gather around its elevated rear balcony for autographs (it's elevated off the ground for the crowds to better see him; it also has an elevator to bring the wheelchairs of his many disabled fans up to him.) The sponsorships in this sport are so important, in fact, that at the back of his second trailer is an expandable walkthrough "museum" of drag racing memorabilia&emdash;alongside of information about his sponsors and their products.

Despite the commercialism, walking through the Force trailers is an incredible experience; they're filled with the latest high-tech gadgets, from workstations with two Pentium computers and six monitors each, to the doppler-radar weather system that hooks directly into the laptops that the crew chiefs use to program the engines. (Force claims that having his own weather station on-board, and his ability to make adjustments to the engine based on the weather station's information, is responsible for much of his competitive edge.)

 

Earlier in the day, I&emdash;and twenty-one other journalists&emdash;had a chance to find out what drag racing really felt like. After a ride around the track with, and being shown the basics by, four drivers who would be competing later in the evening, we got to loose ourselves on the scarred asphalt of London Motorsports ourselves, in almost comically unequal pairings of Fords&emdash;the Escort that I drove on my first run out was paired against a V-8 Crown Victoria, and a Contour was matched against an Explorer.

Tom Hoover, the driver who would later witness up-close the Force incident, was my tutor for the day. Joking about the Escort's lack of power, especially in comparison to the Crown Vic to the right of us, he was still bubbling with enthusiasm. "It's the most fun thing in the world," he told me. "Even in a crappy little car like this, just to take it all the way down the racetrack is a thrill."

And so it is. In my first run, the Crown Vic miraculously jumps the gun; I win the race by default, with a quarter-mile time of 19.20 seconds. I'm sitting on top of the world.

In a later run, I'm in the Explorer; somehow, the Crown Vic has been switched with the Contour and is still there. I'm alone this time, and trying to keep the admittedly sparse directions straight. Roll up to the line; creep until you see both staging lights. Brake. Rev up the engine. Wait for green. Stomp.

My reaction time's way off, just over a second&emdash;thankfully, the Vic's is too, at something like 0.9. I have a lead all the way up to the eighth-mile point, but the big car gains on me and eventually wins the race by 0.4 second&emdash;though I have the higher terminal speed. I'm half-dejected, half-elated. Dejected that I lost, of course, and by such a close margin, but elated because I've beat the best time that Pedregon has set in the Explorer&emdash;he was able to do an 18.20, and I've pulled a 17.76.

Elated too by how much fun I've had. Hoover was right; no matter what kind of vehicle you're driving, just to drop the hammer and push it to its limits is a thrill. "No speeding tickets on a racetrack, either," another driver tells me. Maybe now I understand the old guy in his rusted-out Eighty-Eight, the kids, and even the snowmobile.

 

The announcement comes just as the lights on the racetrack and up in the control tower switch on. "John Force is out of the car and is OK. He just wanted his kids to know that he's OK." The crowd cheers, hoots, hollers, whistles: the guy that walked through the aisles and signed their autographs and bounced their babies is still alive.

A more ominous announcement. "Anyone with a tilt-and-load truck is asked to call the control tower as soon as possible please." Force's car, the news comes, has suffered some severe damage, and can't be rolled back. I look down to the other end of the track, and there are still fire trucks and ambulances there, lights flashing. I can't see much else; it's getting close to nine-thirty, and then sun's almost all the way down.

Another few minutes pass; the publicity crew tries desperately to hold on to the increasingly distressed crowd by staging mini-game shows for racing memorabilia; for the most part they're successful, and even manage to get the two sides shouting at each other boisterously.

The noise quickly fades, though, as Force's car is towed back to the pits. It has no body anymore, and the gleaming frame and immaculately painted parts that I saw earlier on the tour are all covered in a deep, light-absorbent layer of soot. The engine looks in particularly bad shape, the big supercharger mangled and blackened. The seat has been burned.

The body comes next&emdash;it's on the back of a tilt-and-load, so I assume that they've found one. The red, white and green colors, so brilliant just a while before, are almost completely obscured, and the hood looks like a missile's been shot through it, and has taken a part of the windshield with it. A similar blowout seems to have taken the rear end of the car, which is missing most of its paint, and a large chunk of fiberglass.

Finally, a small, aerodynamic golf cart comes through the jumble and lets out Force. He gives a thumbs-up to a highly appreciative crowd, explains that the blower backfired, and proceeds to joke around with the track announcer. He'll be back tomorrow, he promises; it's what the fans want to hear.

 

Nothing&emdash;not the power, not the speed, not the smoke and not the noise&emdash;impressed me more at the Can-Am Nationals as did the absolute loyalty and devotion of the fans. Everybody I've met out in the stands can rattle off Force statistics at the drop of a hat. I'm accosted by two guys on the way to the parking lot who want to borrow my press pass so they too can have the limited-edition John Force poster and cap, items that until then I hadn't thought of as particularly special. One of them knows what kind of beer he likes to drink, when he likes to drink it, and how much he likes to drink. I wonder later if I was being insensitive, telling him I didn't care about how much beer John drinks. I wonder if I should have lent them my pass.

Out in the parking lot, there are dozens of campers clustered around the blue porta potties, fans who have come from as far as Minnesota just to see him, just to see the cars. Off in the distance, I can see a campfire burning, a family getting ready for bed underneath the gasoline- and smoke-stained sky. I wonder if I could ever travel that far, pay the seventy-five bucks for a camping spot, just to see my racing idol for what was eventually less than six seconds, and decide that no, I couldn't.

But as I drive out, there they are, ten or twenty deep around Force's trailers. Watching the noisy repairs being made in an awed sort of silence, reverently fingering the scorched body, trying to catch a glimpse of him, praying that tomorrow, everything will be all right.

 

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