Proof That Women Are Evil
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around the Internet last year and a good friend sent it to me.
Unfortunately, I don't know to whom to attribute this to, but to that
anonymous person, I say "well done." And thanks to Mikey for sending it to
me in the first place. Many men have long suspected that women are evil. Probably the whole make-you-sell-your-soul-for-sex thing, but there really hasn't been any definitive proof. Until now, that is. For the record, this is a direct proof. A strong proof. Oh Yeah. First, it is a well known fact that "women require time and money." Let's express this mathematically: Women = Time * Money Next, it is also common knowledge that "Time is Money." So we can substitute money for time to get Women = Money * Money It's also well known that "Money is the root of all Evil." So, substitute the root of Evil (√ Evil) for money: Women = √
Evil * √
Evil Q.E.D. Any questions? ☺
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