Never Open Your Doors in a Flood
and Other Important Things to Know

Or, "Life's Lessons and Other Stuff"

 

1. Don't Do Stupid Things (12/17/01)

2. Always Give the Right Answer (12/18/01)

3. (What to do) When You Learn the Meaning of Life (12/19/01)

4. (It is Patently Untrue that) Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus (12/20/01)

5. Quotable Quotes and What They Mean (12/21/01)

6. Sayings That Have Gone Astray (12/22/01)

7. What's Your Song?(12/23/01)

8. Things That Really Suck (12/23/01)

9. What Kids Say (12/24/01)

10. Song Lyrics (I) (12/24/01)

11. Fisher Cats and Tiny Cows (12/26/01)

12. Cheap MBAs Available (Cheap) (12/27/01)

13. Favorite Cartoons (12/28/01)

14. I Owe It All To PBS (12/29/01)

15. (Funny) Things I Heard (12/30/01)

16. Speed Up Your Inheritance (12/31/01)

17. Things they Say Before and After Songs (1/1/02)

18. Song Lyrics (II) (1/2/02)

19. What Women Want; What Men Want (1/3/02)

20. (Proof that) Women are Evil(1/4/02)

21. All About Men(1/5/02)

22. Dealing With Telemarketers(1/6/02)

23. Comfortably Numb (1/7/02)

24. State Plates (1/8/02)

25. Warning: Patent Violations (1/9/02)

26. More Quotes (1/10/02)

27. Double Your Corporate Efficiency (1/11/02)

28. I Think, therefore.... (1/12/02)

29. High School Handbook (1/13/02)

30. Favorite Sayings  (1-28-02.... I'm Baaaack)

31. The Beekeeper (2/1/02)

 

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