FootBallDude8282: tara was sitting next to me
FootBallDude8282: so I asked her to sit on the other couch so I could stare at her tits
BrOKenReCOrD313: OC is a party within itself
NateC124: a party for the senses right
BrOKenReCOrD313: the senses? haha
NateC124: yes
NateC124: uhh seeing
NateC124: hearing
BrOKenReCOrD313: uhh no
NateC124: touching, tasting, smelling
NateC124: i feel like im listing the powers of captain planet
BrOKenReCOrD313: who is captain planet?
NateC124: you dont know who captain planet is/????
NateC124: how could you like...be a kid, and not know who captain planet is
--sweet story idea
kella0026: what a boring story
kella0026: i was hoping for something more exciting
kella0026: what a let down
NateC124: i know, perhaps a police chase that resulted in me going over a mountain and camping out in the forests for three days and attempting to repair my car with lumber and my teeth
Kenziewenzie12: cuz i want you bad
NateC124: not one for subtlety are you
iAMjondy: hey
NateC124: sup
iAMjondy: the funniest thing just happened
iAMjondy: note: this is NOT a Jondy story
NateC124: we'll see about that
iAMjondy: I was talking to the girl who was baggin for me at Giant--she goes to CV
NateC124: yeah
iAMjondy: i forget how it came up, but I mentioned I hung out with someone named Nate, and she saw those pictures on my phone
iAMjondy: she's like, oh, is that Nate Collier
NateC124: yeah?
iAMjondy: i'm like, wtf how the hell do you know him
iAMjondy: apparently she was at your fucking website
iAMjondy: her name's Sarah something
NateC124: :-)was there ever a doubt
iAMjondy: oooo, so that's why you were laughing
iAMjondy: terry said batmobile, not fatmobile
NateC124: i know that
NateC124: and then i called it fatmobile
iAMjondy: you bastard
NateC124: haah
iAMjondy: i hate you
NateC124: lol
iAMjondy: hey let's call collier's car the gaymobile, cause he's gay
NateC124: but you see this would be ultimately ineffective becuase it's common knowledge that i am not a homosexual
NateC124: your car name , on the other hand...
iAMjondy: my profile has become a shrine to classic rock
NateC124: impressive
iAMjondy: haha
iAMjondy: i've become extremely addicted while you've been god
iAMjondy: it's borderline ridiculous
NateC124: i've been god for a long time you know
iAMjondy: gone**
Abercrombie2114: so i was reading the xanga.. and i see "Sad note: I need a job. Fuck.".. the first thought that runs through my head "Kong?"
Tarheel769: today is sunday
KiLLeroF SIns682: CALL my mom tells me to back the truck into the driveway, i hit my fucking mail box
KiLLeroF SIns682: fuck that truck fuck it in its tailpipe
sten540: happy birthday!!!!!
Auto response from NateC124: birthday tomorrow; doesnt feel like it
sten540: i wonder if im the first person today to say that
sten540: thatd be cool
sten540: r u 18?
sten540: cuz if u are, we could go to a strip club
THREEatEP: ok nate, i need pop up blocker help
NateC124: haha
NateC124: www.mozilla.org
THREEatEP: the pop ups killed google and yahoo blockers
NateC124: download mozilla and use it
THREEatEP: firefox 1.0?
NateC124: correct
NateC124: no more popups for you
THREEatEP: ok
THREEatEP: u r god
NateC124: hahh
THREEatEP: seriously, u need some monuments and temples
NateC124: hahah that would be a bit strange
NateC124: i dont think theres room for a collier temple next to the temples of shuler and rick blood
FHockeychic140: who is this?
NateC124: jamie what are you talking about
FHockeychic140: who is this
FHockeychic140: i forget
NateC124: uh nate collier
FHockeychic140: want to know a secret
NateC124: id love to
FHockeychic140: i like u
NateC124: lol
NateC124: is this a ten year old on jamies sn
FHockeychic140: i mean it
FHockeychic140: kno a 16
NateC124: well you must be borderline retarded then
FHockeychic140: why
NateC124: you are under the impression i actually believe this is jamie
NateC124: you cannot spell a two letter word
NateC124: and youre just...not funny
--The BFG, Roald Dahl
MissBehavin12590: do u think there's life on another planet...or do u think its just us human beans?
NateC124: human beans haha
NateC124: that is from a book "The BFG"
MissBehavin12590: wat?
MissBehavin12590: wats the BFG?
NateC124: its a book...
MissBehavin12590: ooo
MissBehavin12590: well..umm
NateC124: in which people are called "human beans"
NateC124: and well id imagine there is life on another planet
NateC124: but it will be difficult to find it
MissBehavin12590: well isn't taht wat we r?
NateC124: human beings...
MissBehavin12590: ooo
--mark guida, porno pirate
barbschica2: holy shit nate...i think my brother is downloading porn on limewire
barbschica2: no wonder he didn't tell me about it
DesertFox928 (9:49:10 PM): do you like acdc
iAMjondy (9:51:01 PM): never heard them
--on corey dumping his girlfriend for video games
SweetCutiePie7: well, surprise surprise, rednecks make asshole boyfriends
--mike aldinger profile
After talking about the movie 'The Patriot' with Mel Gibson for a few minutes....
Rote: Yeah that movie was really good...what war was that about again? World War I?
Me: haha...wow nick....The Patriot...revolutionary
So at lunch we get Trevor to ask nick what war 'The Patriot' was about:
Trevor: Nick, what war was 'The Patriot' about?
Rote: I still think World War I
Trevor: oh wow nick you're an idiot, it isn't World War I
Then Trevor looks at me and goes..
"wait...was it the civil war or the french indian war?"
iAMjondy: "Worry not about tomorrow, for tomorrow will take care of itself, for today carries enough worries"
iAMjondy: or something like that
NateC124: yeah
NateC124: except im not worried about it
KiLLeroF SIns682: nate, do u really like hong kong that much?
KiLLeroF SIns682: or is it just like it stuck?
KiLLeroF SIns682: cuz i can't see anyone likeing any type of food that much..
NateC124: i love it
TinkerbellxPeter: Oh m y fucking god, Collier
Auto response from NateC124: I am away from my computer right now.
TinkerbellxPeter: Wait, can't say god... I'm athiest
TinkerbellxPeter: And some jesus freak that seconds as the biggest 2007 slut might bitch me out
TinkerbellxPeter: anyway
TinkerbellxPeter: Oh my fucking gosh
TinkerbellxPeter: It's 1:14 AM... I have two history readers to finish, two checkpoints to do, wizard of oz and populism metaphors to pull out of my ass for some quiz, 20 vocab words to absorb for todays test, and 5 hours of sleep to obtain
TinkerbellxPeter: and I'm on your fucking site reading shit like: KiLLeroF SIns682: dunno how bout you wait outside..and when i come you go like "OMG TERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then you flash me..and then give me my hat..and start like trying to rape me and i'll be like "VERONICA! we're in school..." then we just walk away from eachother and everyone will be like..."wtf
TinkerbellxPeter: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME HERE!?
TinkerbellxPeter: I fucking hate you. I'm going to fail and be stuck with all these fucking freshmen next year and it's all because you've constructed a website about a homosexual candy pimp and the stupid things girls in the SSS or that want to be in the SSS OR that should just fucking be in the SSS say.
TinkerbellxPeter: But who am I to talk. I have a twenty-year-old boyfriend that dated my sister while I wanted his brother.
TinkerbellxPeter: It's definitely time for those readers. Night, dictator.
TinkerbellxPeter signed off at 1:34:19 AM.
--smartass wiggers
HeThAhOmIe56: who dese?
NateC124: lol
NateC124: nate collier
NateC124: who dis be
HeThAhOmIe56: dis b nonya
NateC124: nonya business, good one; except you were the one to IM me
HeThAhOmIe56: shut up fore' i smack u, i dont play
NateC124: hahahahha my apologies that your elementary wit wasn't enough to GANGSTAFY me.
--future life
iAMjondy: i might be too cheap to get married
iAMjondy: i think you get a tax cut though....
NateC124: hey
NateC124: in that case
NateC124: ill just buy her a 25C ring what do i caer
iAMjondy: haha
iAMjondy: make her a ring outta tin foil, don't blow a quarter
NateC124: ya
NateC124: true
LittleG1221: have u ran over any animals yet?
NateC124: hahah no
NateC124: always thought about hitting cats but whoever is with me usually makes me stop...
NateC124: i cant seem to find them when im alone
LittleG1221: hahah well if im ever with you ill cheer you on
NateC124: ok good! you hate em too?
LittleG1221: i always try to get my sister to run over the road kill but she never does
LittleG1221: omgsh i hate cats!
NateC124: hahahh cats suckkk
NateC124: ive had 3 good chances at them
LittleG1221: oh man just take the chance who cares...the person will get over it eventually
NateC124: one of them was almost right out in front of your house
LittleG1221: oh man kill it
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