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 Sometime around my B'Day  Screw you.  Me on July 11, 2000 |
Name: Philip John Neal Austin Age: 22 Birthday: September 18, 1979 Born in: Calgary, Alberta (No, I ain't a cowboy) Height: 6'0 Weight: 180 lbs. Lives in: Spruce Grove, Alberta (10 mins outside Edmonton) Likes: Edmonton Oilers, plain cheese pizza, Stephen King's older books, Survivor, lazing around, Playoff-time! Dislikes: Work, any team that isn't the Edmonton Oilers, waking up, crappy movies, the neutral zone trap HATES: Dallas Stars, mushrooms, commercials, people that walk too slow Notables: - I can eat anybody under the table and not gain a pound - I work in a warehouse in Edmonton - I'm an incurable cynic - I'm always on the TV during the playoffs going nuts - I never lose at Monopoly Favorite Quotes: - "Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt" - If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? - "Marchant's got it... He's in all alone! Marchant shoots - HE SCOOOOOOOOOOORE'S!!" Rod Phillips, Game 7 vs. Dallas 1997 |
 I fuckin rule |
 Zoe's had a bit too much to drink --^  A 16 year old me with my cousin Christy --^ |
 There's nothing like summer parties. My cousin Tyler (left) and me (right) |