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Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amory.
Amory who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos Who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Catch.
Catch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dejavu.
Dejavu who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dejavu...etc.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen Olgo.
Dozen Olgo who?
Yes, an owl goes whoo.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey Comb.
Honey Comb who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting....
MOO!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nat.
Nat who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Quacker.
Quacker who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Shamp.
Shamp who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sheena.
Sheena who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thomas.
Thomas who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany.
Zany who?

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