My Cyber-Friend BRANDY!!!!

Hey There Brandy Good-Ole Buddy!  I'm so excited to see you on my site!  How did you manage this?  I wanted to take a minute to tell you that I consider you to be a very good friend to me and I must admit that I find you VERY ATTRACTIVE!!  You are female....I am male....GET IT?!?!  I am in love with you from afar.  And although I blush as I put this into words for public view....I feel strongly that it must be said.  If I could...I would send you TWENTY-DOZEN of the most beautiful pink roses you've ever seen!  And I'd send lot's of balls too!  Bright colorful ones to match your obvious personality.  You are full of color and fun Brandy!  Welcome to my site!!!!!!

Don't worry Brandy My Little Lump Of Love.  Your mother will be home very soon....probably buying you a new Giggle Ball!  I hear you just love a Good Giggle Ball!  You yourself look like a little ball of giggles to me.  You actually sparkle!  You must know of course how very much your mother loves you!  Aren't these humans wonderful?  Isn't life wonderful?  Seems our moms just kiss the very ground we walk on (or wee wee on!!)  YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE!!!  Oh Brandy!!  Stop Blushing!!  You know you wee wee just like the rest of us!!!!

Brandy....have you noticed something?  Hit your Home Button when done with this page and look at me!  We look so much alike.  I think we were made to be little Shih-Tzu Love Muffins!!  Your thoughts?  Email me Brandy!  Don't be shy!  In this picture of you....there is no difference between us!  We could be twins.  But thank heavens...we are not!  As you are now my most special girlfriend!  I dream of you....I ponder over you moment by moment....imagining us together...running across the sands of Holden Beach...the sun glistening in your beautiful silky fur....your big brown eyes staring at me....then you get very close as if to kiss me...and you SNEEZE!!!  Spraying your precious mucus all over my face?  Wait a minute...somehow the romance is somewhat diminishing!! 

Well as you can see.....Brandy's favorite toy is that silly ball!  Doesn't she just look the sweetest with it?  And she also loves Teddy Bears....just like me!!  Now what is this about the Shih-Tzu 500 Race?  Brandy!  OK I believe I do understand....because I also have crazy times.  We call them Schubert Flip-Outs....or Electric Schubert Moment!!  Now I also hide things....hmmmmmm underwear?  I'm not big on that one!!!!!  I suppose it's a girl thing?!?!  So you like Cheerios?  I've never tried that!!  But I did discover Halls Mentholyptus Cough Drops?  Mommy won't let me eat them...but she'll let me have a lick!  Makes my mouth feel oh so cool!!  Gets me somewhat high I think?  And you are only three years old!  OK so I'm cradle-robbing!!  I'm almost 10 years older than you girl!!  Oh well....an older man would do you some good!  And I see you love to plant kisses on others?  Come on over Brandy!  I've got just the face for you!!!  

Hey!!  Don't forget to mention Brandy in the guest book!  I'll be VERY UPSET if you don't compliment my Girl Friend!!