My Special Sister "Madame X"

So you ask why the song "Puppy Love" for a cat?  I suppose I can admit to you that I'm secretly in love with Madame X!  I would marry her except she is a cat (obviously) and then there's that whole relative thing (her being my sister and all!!)  But she treats me with respect!  She doesn't try to jump on my back and ride me down the hall way like the other cat (whom you will meet on the next page!)  Now don't get me wrong....I love all my brothers and sisters.  But Madame X is special.  She's very good to me and treats me with nothing but kindness.  She is not so kind to Susie or THE OTHER CAT!!  Madame X never smacks me on my nose or head like she does the others either!  I wonder why she treats me so special?!  Could it be that she knows in her heart that I RULE THIS HOUSE?  After all....I am the one who got here first!! 

Let's see...hmmm..what can I say about her?  Well as you can see she is very delicate and beautiful.  Very loving and sweet natured.  Always wanting to be held and petted.  She's almost 4 years old now but still plays with her own tail.  I've always found that silly!  Now that is one thing I have to say that's negative about her.  She at times does not seem overly bright?  Does she not know that is her own tail?  I for one do not chase my tail around the house!  I mean where's the logic in that?  I see no pleasure in it whatsoever.  I'd rather be chewing on a pig's ear or something.  But Madame will chase her tail until the cows come home.  If she's not doing that she's either harassing Susie or THE OTHER CAT or sleeping peacefully in the middle of the floor, FLAT ON HER BACK!  I do love my sister Madame X with all of my heart as she is my favorite buddy of them all!