EGAD!! It's my brother
Crash!! Oh No! How in the world did he get on my site? I tell
you this cat DRIVES ME NUTS! Okay yes...he's beautiful, regal...all that
mushy stuff. But you don't know! Looks can be sooooo
deceiving! This cat is a monster in disguise. He chases me....eats
my food...he's a pest I tell you. But Mom and Dad love him so I would
imagine there is no hope in sight that he will leave? Crash if you are
reading this...please do not be offended...but you truly do drive me
crazy. I'm very dignified and you are...well....you are
just....YOU!! He's clumsy too! This is why part of his name is
CRASH! It's very fitting!
Here he is with Daddy. With Mom and
Dad he's very affectionate. But here of course he looks slender? OH
MY GOODNESS! I MUST find a recent picture of him and put on this
site. Let's see the REAL CRASH! All 22 pounds of him please!!
He loves chasing paper, little FAKE mice....balls, anything basically that
moves....(which also would include me...right?) See what I have to deal
with? Were this not such a wonderful home....I'd pack my bags I tell
you! I mean I love him....I really do! But YO!!!!
Crashie-Pooh....Buddie Ole' Boy!! LEAVE ME BE!!!!! You tax my brain
daily! Anyway....we all love Crash. What would we do without
him? The house would be quieter...yes. Neater?
Certainly! Better smelling? A BIG EMPHATIC YES TO THAT ONE!
But less entertaining....it would be that. Cheers Crash....with all your
annoying habits....I do love you!