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Okay....so now
you are being nosy! I mean it's one thing to do a website and fill it with
precious pictures, animation and music...but it's another thing entirely to tell
you about my private routines. However....I suppose this is what the
public demands....me being a celebrity and all...so I shall comply!
When I first
get up in the AM....I like to wake my mommy up first thing (as early as
possible) and go outside in the fresh air for a.....(Gosh this is
embarrassing)....WeeWee and a BoomBoom!! Now you must be able to guess
what those two things are!! Must I get descriptive? I take time of
course to smell everything around me....checking to be sure no other dogs have
been in MY YARD!!!! At times we walk through the neighborhood...but for
some reason my mommy does the strangest thing? She carries this little
plastic ziploc baggie with her and picks my boombooms up? Why in the world
would she do such a thing? I think she can be quite strange!!
Okay...so then
when that is all done....and I feel somewhat lighter...we go back inside and
it's time for "Special Morning Treats" which consists of 1 Strip of
Beggin Strip Bacon / 1 Pupperoni Beef Chewy Bone / and One piece of Chicken
Freeze Dried Liver. (Also Dad slips me a treat or two in the AM.....does
mommy know this?) I'll not tell her if you don't!!
Then it's off
to play a game of Teddy Bear....it's a must for first thing in the
morning! I'm just not myself without it!
Then I usually
lay at mom's feet while she checks her email and clicks away on the
computer.....
Then she
usually leaves...."Where does she go?" And I mope and sop around
like a sloppy little depressed Shih-Tzu!!
However...when
she comes home....it's outside again we go....more wee wee's and boom
booms....more smelling....more little plastic baggies?
Then we
play.....then it's dinner....and so it goes on!! And of course at night I
get "Night Night Treats from Daddy and then "Night Night Bones"
from Mommy!!!! And I have to be hand-fed!! I mean it!! I will
not eat unless you hand feed me!!! So we do that also!
Then we
normally crawl into bed....watch the evening news......snuggle and fall
asleep. I pass gas and snore a lot!!
So there you
have it. Satisfied?! Are enquiring minds now happy with what they've
read? This is a day in the life of Schubert!!
I myself think
I have a wonderful life!! And I live each moment to the
fullest!!
