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The Hillary You Know 64 Times Over

Now that, we do know. You know?

Monday, March 12, 2001 700 p.m.

Reading this passage below is like a synopsis on the Clinton regime's 8 years. You can extrapolate the meaning of the words and pretty much sum up the "Clinton legacy" with quotes like " I regret," "I don't know," and "I just don't remember." You will also find two other words that played a major role in their 8 years. "Justice," which was never served upon them, and "Constitution," which was so thoroughly trashed.

You do not need to know what the reporters' questions were in a Clinton press conference. Most Clinton answers are usually "I don't remember" or "I don't know" or "it depends on what the definition of the word . . . ." With Hillary, she just tells us we already know the answer—"you know." So, we will just delete the questions since they are never answered anyway.

Elected leaders in Washington do not have the spine to let them stand trial and are more than willing to give them a free pass regardless of their corruption. Thus, the extraneous words are also deleted for you. Who needs all the details when they are never held accountable?

And now, without further ado,

hear the most gifted, the most articulate, the most intelligent woman to ever grace this earth. Let her knock your socks off as she presents great oratorical skill in explaining to us—the less worthy—the corruption, bribery, and profiteering in the last days of the Clinton regime. You can throw out all your "famous speeches" books. This, one of the truly great oratorical masterpieces since the dawn of man, may well be "the definitive greatest speech."

. . . You know, it came as a surprise to me. . .You know, I did not have any involvement. . . you know. . .Oh, you know. . . you know, asked me to pass on information. . .I don't know. . .I don't know. . .Well, you'll have to—you'll have to. . . If I had known. . .I didn't know. . .And I'm very regretful. . .that I didn't know. . .I don't know anything. . .And I did not learn
. . .I did not know. . .I learned. . .I did not know. . . I found out. . .My husband found out. . .I knew nothing. . .But I know
. . . you know. . .And I had no. . .but, you know. . But I didn't know. . .I did not know. . .. . .you know. . .Well, you know
. . . rumors. . You know, I really—you know,vague rumors. . . you know. . You know. . You know. . You know
. . .very sad. . .I did not ask him. I did not ask him. . .You know. Well, you know. . .You know. . . constitutional power
. . .Well, you know. . .my Senate career. . .I regret. . .You know. . .I've spent a lot. . .So I have my hands full. . .I love doing it. . .really good time doing it. . .You know. . .I don't know. I wish I knew. . .we are. . .You know. . .bad. There's no doubt about that. . .You know. . .people will have to judge me. . .Well, you know. . . And you know . . . I guess. And I know. . .No. . .You know, I don't have any memory. . .You know, that's my best memory. And, you know. . .I will repeat
. . .You know. . .I just don't remember. . .I don't want you to try to put words in my mouth. . .I knew nothing. . .I knew nothing. . .I had no knowledge. . . I think that, you know, you really. . .hope the press can do. . .the ordinary. . .and a family member. . .You know. . You know. . .a very big—very big. . .You know. . .You know, I can't speak. . .You know. . . motivations. . .You know, I think. . .I don't. . .We don't—you know, we don't. . . We don't—I don't. . . I think. . . I'm very sorry. . .You know. . .My husband, Vince. . .No. You know. . . knew. . You know. . .pass. . . You know. . .I knew nothing. . .I don't know. . .I believe so, but I don't know. . .You know. . .I don't know. . .And I know. . You know. . .And I know. . .I know nothing. . . you know. . .You know. . .You know, I don't know. . . Justice. . .That's all I know. . .I did not know. . .You know. . .I have no. . .You know. . .friend. . .You know. . .You know. . . I have not—I don't have. . .I don't know anything. . .You know, if—and if. . .You know. . . I didn't even know. . .I believe that's the case, absolutely believe that's the case. As far as I know there was no. . .You know. . .My husband. . .he didn't know. . . And so. . .I know
. . .was no. . . you know. . .me. . .I don't know. . .And I don't. . .I either know. . .don't know. . .I don't. . .No. . .You know. . .My husband. . . You know. . .The Constitution. . .I ever knew. . . you know. . .context. . .Context . . .pardons
. . .hundreds. . .a hundred. . .I know. . .You know. . .I can't, you know. No. . .You know. . . vast. . Pardons . . .big
. . .motivation. . .You know. . .You know. . . motivations. . .You know. . .You know. . .

"I am endlessly fascinated by her. . . She's so smart. Virtually every time I've seen her perform, she has knocked my socks off."—CBS News reporter Lesley Stahl on Hillary Clinton, December 8, 1999.

Translation

So there you have it from her majesty, so eloquent and persuasive that even her most rigid doubters would kneel down in praise. What beautiful flowing structure. What remarkable speaking skill she possesses. Leslie Stahl, you can put your socks back on now.

The 64 "you knows" can only be interpreted as Hillary instructing the press corps to report the standard cover-up routine her press buddies have been doing for the last 8 years (note the "hope the press can do. . . the ordinary" quote). They have it down pat. In fact, Hillary could have stood there and simply said "you know" 64 times, asked them to kiss her feet, then sent the reporters on their way to write their little reports.

The rumors she refers to early on is her nemesis, the vast right-wing conspiracy. The selection "we are you know bad. There's no doubt about that" was a simple slip as a bit of truth slipped out accidentally. She recovered from the faux pas, though, and resumed her lying without the reporters even noticing the only thing Hillary ever said that had any truth to it.

"I love doing it, a really good time doing it" followed her mention of "I've spent a lot." What she means here is she loves shopping with all the money she got from the bribes.

"My husband, Vince" was another slip as she reminisced about her days with Vince Foster.

"I don't know justice" is something we all have to agree on here. The Clintons have been given a golden key to the country by your elected leaders and she will never know justice. Another faux pas which, again, she recovered from.

"You know, I don't have any memory" shows us her wonderful skill in presenting variety from the standard "I don't remember."

Finally, she ends with the vast sums of money for the vast number of pardons; that sums it up nicely. She was really motivated as she stated. Money motivates her.

This is the Hillary you know 64 times over: ultimate liar, determined in denial, goddess for the press corps.

Now that, we do know. You know?

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For any doubting Democrats out there who can't believe Scumbagette actually said this, click here for the full speech.

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