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Women, who are we?
Why we are God's gift to men.
"We are the salt of the earth"
We are "Wives"
We are the wives who vowed to honor and obey plus a lot more.
We are the women who get up early to fix our husbands breakfast. After we kiss them
good by and "have a nice day" as they go out the door. Now to the dishes and clean up the kitchen.
Now we begin the rest of our day with cleaning the house, running to the store for this and that, stopping off at the dry cleaners, getting groceries and to hurry home. Yes! We still have a couple of things left to be done.
Already! It is back into the kitchen again to fix supper for the home bound husband. Hi Dear! How was your day?
Sitting at the dinner table, we may hear the traffic report that our husbands traveled through, or he may even be the 5 day weather forcaster. Well! dinner is over quicker than it took time to cook. Back into the kitchen again to do the dishes and clean up the mess. More things to do!
Ahh! all is done, and now to relax, only to find out that it's time to go to bed.
"Women"
We are the salt of the earth.
We are mothers.
Together husband and wife shared the fruit and now there will be three. So! the stork left us a bundle of blue or a bundle of pink! Now we mothers begin.
As mothers, we now feed, change diapers, cuddle and coo to our new borns. We probably even rock them to sleep, or even walk the floor when the don't feel good running fevers and etc. We wash the daily dozen
diapers, (if no pampers) make bottles, bath and goodness so much more.
Children are growing and now in school. What would kids do without mothers? We now have become as well as doctors and guessers of what's wrong, the
chaufuer, the teacher, the tear wipers and even the arbitrator. We also are the hurry up moms when the yell goes "I'm in a hurry" or please do this quick. Our little bundles of joy now come to us for comfort when our daughters have a first time breakup love. We wipe their tear and cuddle them and probably say "You are young and there will be many more to come until the one who stays". We will be there when our sons tell us they are on the football team, or there is this great gal he met and now going steady with.
Now the time has come when the kids are grown and doing for themselves. They now work and have probably left the nest to venture on their own.
"Women"
We are the salt of the earth.
We are grandmothers.
Golly! Our children have grown. They have finished school, support themselves and now they have married, and yes, they have made us "Grandmothers". We can now start all over again when the grandchildren visit us. We can hug our grandchildren, love them, spoil them and buy all kinds of goodies. We wipe some tears away when mommy or daddy say no.
Try as we may not to, we also volunter sound advise, which of course we have experienced, but is not needed. Again we watch as children grow and become what they may.
Yes, Ladies
We are the salt of the earth.
We are wives, mothers and grandmothers.
Author: Sandra L Moczulski
September 15,1999
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THE TRADE
A man was sick and tired of going to
work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he
went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I
go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through,
so please create a trade in our
bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man
awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
cleaners and stopped at the bank
to draw out money to pay the power bill
and telephone bill, drove to the
power company and the phone company
and paid the bills, went grocery
shopping, came home and put away the
groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust,
and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out cookies and milk
and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing
board and watched TV while he did
the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing greens for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped
fresh beans for supper. After supper he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids,
and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where
he was expected to make love -- which
he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately
knelt by the bed and said, "Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was
so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please,
oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
"My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were.
You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
You got pregnant last night.
God's Message to Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I
spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into
his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life
into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed
Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere
with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that
protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and
supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone I shaped you. I
modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully.
Your
characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide
protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the
center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life.
The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before
it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the
body. You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken
from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside
him and be held close to his side.
You are my perfect angel, my beautiful little girl.
You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I
see the virtues in your heart. Your eyes are beautiful. Your lips, how lovely
when they part in prayer. Your nose, so perfect in form, your hands so gentle
to touch. I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I've held your heart
close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me. Adam
walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see
me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share
and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my
purity, my love, my protection and support.
You are special because you are the extension of me.
Man represents my image - Woman, my emotions. Together, you represent the
totality of God.
So man, treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for
she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me.
In hurting her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father, and
the heart of her Father.
Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power
of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness show your strength. In love,
show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.
Did you know that WOMAN was so special in God's
eyes?
Female Humor
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important to have a man that helps you around the house and has a
job.
2. It is important to have a man that makes you laugh.
3. It is important to have a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important to have a man who loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
" ESTROGEN ISSUES"
7 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-..."
6. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 7.
7.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. your pet's facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
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