S.H.E.R.O.E.S. 'Zine

February 2006 Results

February's Challenge:
Write a poem using the following words about cheese.
- Catnip
- hairy
- phantasm
- toe
- member
FORBIDDEN WORDS: Mouse, trap, good, like, the, a, is, if, ran, smells, tastes, in, on.

So can you do it?

My stubbed toe, my throbbing member.
Pain-ridden, I regard sprouting hair and cheesy look,
And create my philosophy.
Hairy cheese, basis of my phantasm,
perception not of reality.
Hairy cheese results from too much catnip.

Rhae

Cheese, Phantasm of Pleasure
Each member or morcel belongs together
My toe be rather hairy,
Therefore I do love dairy,
This human catnip brightens dreary weather.

~Reann

A Haiku:
Member: Cheese Brigade
Catnip toy and hairy toe
phantasm, or not.
--Ratesjul

Die, Hairy Cheese!
Hairy cheese attracts cats as catnip does.
Cats, become members of Hairy Cheese Haters!
Toes in air, vote to outlaw hairy cheese!
Cats have fitful dreams of hairy cheese phantasms.
Die, hairy cheese!

-Blueberry the Darking

JURASSIC CHEESE

Help!
JURASSIC CHEESE -coming now
to theaters near you...
Catnip
our hero
can't stop it
from tearing down single member
of W.P.T
(walnut protection team)
jumping away from
its hairy toes
phantasm of
JURASSIC CHEESE'S mind
it's just over
now
and spilled popcorn
swept into dust pans
black screen

- bittersweet_moth

Hairy with mold,
As yellow as gold,
Catnip cannot compare,
A wonderful affair,
To swallow this rare,
And valuable substance.

Eat with your toe,
As you sew,
A sock for the new born phantasm,
The newest member of the family.
-Alanna the Lioness