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Television's Surprise Chef A Disgrace
Our correspondent Colonel Larvae Teryaki unveils the shocking anti-fly prejudice held by a popular television personality.
Colonel Larvae Teryaki writes: I was so offended when Surprise Chef visited my apartment and told me that because the only things I had in my cupboard were olive oil, chick peas and Cajun seasoning, he couldn’t make a meal for me. Ahem??? What about all the flies in my house I asked???!!!!! I scooped a good lot off the window sill that I had been specially keeping for an important occasion and showed him my delicious selection, but he ran away screaming and slapped a restraining order on me. I urge all society members to boycott his flyist program.
Postscript: I have heard good things about the naked chef though. Surely a naked chef would appreciate the value of a good flyblown meal? Will do some investigative reporting & get back to you.
C.L.T., Hong Kong
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