Welcome To Blade's World

Greetings Fellow Denizens of the WEB!

I am Blade, a 499 year old immortal born in 1501 in a small village near Cadiz, Spain.

Read more about me, The Legend of Blade

Last updated: 9708.19

As you can see I'm still building this page. Your patience is appreciated. Regular features I intend to have here are:

JOKES du JOUR are now all located on the Joke Page Last updated 9708.03

Fencing Humor: Fencing Humor

Thought for the Day:

There are only two things we can really leave behind here when we die, the love we shared or the hate we inspired. The legacy you leave is up to you.

Picture this........

A guy is in the doctors office with a huge bandage on his back. Doctor, "Well it's gotta come off...Do you want I should pull fast or slow?"

A guy the doctors office with huge red dots all over his hace and body. The doctor's load a pistol says, "I'm sure you understand that we can't have you starting an epidemic."

A guy laying mangled in the snow after an apparent skiing accident. Rescue person, "I'm sorry but I have to see a proof of insurance card before we move you."

If violence on television causes crime on the street, then how come with so much comedy on television, it there isn't more comedy in the streets?

If violence on television causes crime on the street, then how come with so much sex on television, it there isn't more sex in the streets?

Because there is so much sex and comedy on the television, it causes women to laugh in the bed room! Or at least that's what she said.

A reformed(?) warrior's prayer:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

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